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Adult Musician Jokes. My uncle was crushed by a piano. His funeral was very low-key. Took my kid to a classical music concert. It was a disaster. Way too much sax and violins. What happens when you play Beethoven backward? Answer: He decomposes. What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ. Saw my violin teacher on the 9 o’clock news.
I've known this song all my life, yet only a couple months ago found out Q-Tip was on it. It was so weird, cause I don't even remember a rap verse on it until then. Dope verse though.
Mar 20, 2023 · Enough with silly puns, and let's go back to musician humor, which, let's agree, is simply unmatched! Whether you are looking for clean musician jokes to crack with your bandmates or need jokes to tell between songs, whatever the case might be, we've got you covered.
Jul 21, 2014 · What’s The First Thing A Bass Player Says When He Knocks On Your Door? “Pizza Delivery!”. What’s The Definition Of A Minor Second Interval? Two Sax Players Reading Off The Same Part. What Will You Never Say About A Banjo Player? “That’s The Banjo Player’s Porsche.”.
Oct 19, 2023 · Vote up any funny music jokes that will make musicians laugh. The jokes and music puns on this list are not only funny, but they’re mostly true or at least come from a place of truth (we don’t really want to run over any conductors).
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Sep 30, 2011 · Worst Christmas present ever: a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. Keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.
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Aug 13, 2022 · From TV show ‘Seinfeld’ to hit movie ‘The Blues Brothers,’ anonymous gags to laughs about gigs, these are the best music jokes in the world.
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