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Aug 29, 2019 · The perfect one-liner is a holy grail for comedians – their chance for immortality. Nobody will memorise your lovingly crafted half hour routine fifty years from now, but we are still...
- Photo: Metaweb (FB) / Fair use. 97 votes. Mitch Hedberg. With his signature sunglasses and laid-back demeanor, Mitch Hedberg delivered quirky one-liners that caught audiences off-guard with their absurdity.
- Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY. 82 votes. Norm Macdonald. Best known for his deadpan delivery, Norm Macdonald is a master of turning mundane stories into comedy gold.
- Photo: sodahead.com / via Pinterest. 59 votes. Rodney Dangerfield. Famous for his self-deprecating one-liners, Rodney Dangerfield was widely known for his tagline, "I don't get no respect."
- Photo: Gracenote. 62 votes. Steven Wright. With an unmistakable monotone voice and deadpan expression, Steven Wright delivers surreal, witty one-liners that take audiences on an unexpected mental journey.
Mar 6, 2020 · GARY Delaney is the master of the one-liner; a one-man machine gun of gags, which he unleashes on his audiences without mercy. No one else can deliver jokes at such volume and velocity nor with...
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- “That’s very nearly an armful!” – Hancock’s Half Hour.
- “These are small. But the ones out there are far away. Small… far away.” – Father Ted.
- “I know nothing!” – Fawlty Towers.
Aug 29, 2014 · COMING up with a good one-liner is not easy. But a few of the world’s best comedians have mastered the art of making people laugh with just one line. Here are 20 classic one-liners:
May 30, 2019 · For those who are confused by simple descriptive names, allow me to be demonstrative for a moment: one-liners are short, witty jokes or remarks. This technique is a classic comedy...
