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Jul 3, 2024 · From the perfect one-liners that went on to become memes like "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" to more poignant utterings like "Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark.
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- "Good news everyone." Much like Bender telling everyone to bite his glossy, metallic behind, the Professor is known for his own catchphrase, "Good news everyone."
- "I don't want to live on this planet anymore." One of the Professor's most famous quotes, "I don't want to live on this planet anymore," became an internet meme, which users shared in response to bad news.
- "Not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about." In "A Clone Of My Own," the Professor starts to worry about the legacy he's going to leave behind once he gets shipped off to the Near-Death Star, a virtual retirement home.
- "This is no ordinary honey!" "The Sting" opens up with the Professor telling his Planet Express crew that they're not good enough for their next mission.
Jul 9, 2023 · Professor Farnsworth Quotes. 1. “Remeber, we’ve got to show these people we’re not bitter husks of human beings who long ago abandonded hope of finding love in this lifetime. Leela, you’re going to have to do some acting.”. – Professor Farnsworth.
Professor Farnsworth: “You're going to do his laundry?” (Amy smacks the professor)
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- 17 Turanga Leela Knows When to Quit
- 16 Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth Is Always Handing Out Dangerous Missions
- 15 Emperor Lrrr References A Classic Sitcom
- 14 Amy Kroker (née Wong) Knows Quality When She Sees It
- 13 Hermes Conrad Knows How to Cover His Tracks
- 12 Captain Zapp Brannigan Is Never The Hero People Want to See
- 11 Dr. Zoidberg Finally Reveals His Doctoral Training
"I'm So Embarrassed. I Wish Everybody Else Was Dead."
Bender is selfish, so it's natural for him to say something to the effect of wishing "everybody else was dead." In fact, his selfishness is part of the reason Bender is arguably the best TV robot, which sounds like something he would say about himself. In one particular situation where he says this, even though he's the one who has done something embarrassing, it's everyone else who should be dead so they don't have to see him. As if he knows that he does so many senseless things, the general...
"Valentine's Day Is Coming? Oh Crap - I Forgot To Get A Girlfriend Again."
Despite his on-again, off-again relationship with Leela, Fry is not really successful with the ladies. He's not really what anyone would call a catch, or smooth, at all. He can be quite funny and not often in an endearing way, as he's a mostly average person with below-average skills. Fans can use his excuse about forgetting to "get a girlfriend" for themselves the next time Valentine's Day comes around and they're still single, but they shouldn't expect the statement to make them feel any be...
"Fry, It's Been Years Since Medical School, So Remind Me. Disemboweling In Your Species: Fatal Or Non-Fatal?"
Dr. Zoidberg is not the first person anyone would trust to be operating on them, especially if he has to ask if disemboweling someone will kill them. In fact, now fans may be left wondering what species exists in this world that could survive being disemboweled, but that's one of the main reasons why his character is so funny. He just scares everyone and acts like a wacky character, but somehow he's a doctor. Those contradictions are part of what makes the show so strange in the best and ofte...
"Well, You Obviously Won't Listen To Reason. So, I Guess I'll Listen To Idiotic-Ness And Come With You."
Leela's quote about her crewmates not being able to "listen to reason" emphasizes the fact that she must be so frustrated being constantly surrounded by dim-witted friends. While it is hilarious, this Leela quote is also pretty representative of her personality. She's the person who will try to talk someone out of doing something really reckless, but if they insist on doing it anyway, she'll go with them to make sure they stay safe. While she may stick around to rub it in and remind them that...
"Now, Now. There Will Be Plenty Of Time To Discuss Your Objections When And If You Return."
Professor Farnsworth isn't really known for taking peoples' feelings, emotions, or even lives into consideration, especially when it comes to his experiments or his job. He's focused on getting things from point A to point B and doesn't really seem fazed when his staff's lives are in danger, but that's just who he is. His dismissive attitude towards the safety of the crew is at best, hilarious, and at worst, slightly disturbing. It's one of the things that makes him so fascinating as a charac...
"Why Does Ross, The Largest Friend, Not Simply Eat The Other Five?"
Emperor Lrrr is one of Futurama's most well-known villains, and although he is vicious, he has some pretty great lines. While watching Earth programs with his wife Ndnd, Lrrr explains that the show makes no sense, with him asking "Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?" This is clearly referencing the beloved sitcom Friends, which is funny enough. However, the line manages to perfectly reflect the personalities of the Omicronians, with it being one of the prime exam...
"Finally, A Uniform I'd Be Happy To Be Caught Dead In!"
A funny quote about a stylish uniform is brought to fans by Amy Wong, who is a Futuramacharacter who deserves her own spin-off. It's her hilarious one-liners like these that make her such a lovable character. Most people have said, "I wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit" at least once or twice in their life, but no one ever really says the opposite. Given the workplace hazards of Amy's job, it's understandable that she would utter this phrase at some point or another. Is it too much to ask...
"If You Ask Me, It's Mighty Suspicious. I'm Gonna Call The Police. Right After I Flush Some Things."
It's pretty well known that Hermes enjoys his marijuana – that's one of many of the running jokes with his character. Everyone knows that he enjoys this habit, but he's constantly trying to hide it in a hilariously obvious way. His quote about having to "flush some things" emphasizes that. Hermes has a lot of really funny signature catchphrases, like adding "sweet" before an animal or object, but he always manages to say some pretty hilarious one-liners as well. Especially when it comes to hi...
"I Got Your Distress Call And Came Here As Soon As I Wanted To."
Zapp Brannigan isn't exactly a likable character, as he doesn't really care about anyone else. It's his selfishness that makes him funny and he is aptly often portrayed as an arrogant and egoistic character. The fact that he would come and help someone in an emergency situation only when he feels like doing so indicates he doesn't actually care about that particular person's situation. He just likes the idea of being a hero when it's convenient for him. It's also pretty funny that he doesn't...
"My Doctorate Is In Art History"
Throughout Futurama, Dr. Zoidberg's entire schtick is that he is an awful doctor, with him really not knowing anything about anatomy or biology. However, in season 7's "The Duh-Vinci Code," Zoidberg gives a shocking accurate summary of how artists have painted over other paintings in the past. Farnsworth asks how Zoidberg knows this, and Zoidberg replies "My doctorate is in art history." This is not only a hilarious joke, but it is actually the key to understanding every other detail surround...
Sci-fi. "Good news, everyone!" is Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth's catchphrase. His good news usually means a suicidal mission for the Planet Express crew. Very infrequently is the news actually good and once he even seems to realize that.
Farnsworth: “Hmm, I could swear I've never seen that robot before either.” Bender: “I'm Bender. You know? The lovable rascal.” Farnsworth: “Oh, yes, yes! My good friend, of course!!” looks at Hermes 🤷♂️