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  2. May 9, 2010 · He brought in the Provincial Loan Bill, declaring that, if the House did not accept it, he was prepared to adhere to his original proposal. It was something like the American legislator — “Them’s my principles; but if you don’t like them — I kin change them!”.

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  3. What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you. If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there. It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. We do not remember days, we remember moments.

    • Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx. Art, Freedom, Political Will.
    • I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx. Funny, Life, Witty.
    • Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out. Groucho Marx. Fall, Brain, Open Minded.
    • If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. Groucho Marx. Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm.
  4. "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others." "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I don't know."

    • “Although it is generally known, I think it’s about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.” ― Groucho Marx, from his autobiography, “Groucho and Me”
    • “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx, testimonial for S. J. Perelman’s first book, “Dawn Ginsberg’s Revenge”
    • “To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.” ― Groucho Marx, from his book, “Memoirs of a Mangy Lover”
    • “Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.” ― Groucho Marx in “Monkey Business”
  5. Sep 16, 2024 · Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.” ― Groucho Marx

  6. The patient rises to his feet, looks sadly at the doctor, turns and ambles toward the door. As he starts to leave the doctor says, “By the way, what is your name?” The man turns and regards the analyst with sorrowful eyes. “I am Grock.” —Groucho Marx in Groucho And Me. More about this quote

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