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  1. Sep 19, 2024 · But This Morning presenter Rochelle told Loose Women that she would never return to the Strictly ballroom after a disastrous Christmas special 11 years ago that saw judge Bruno Tonioli compare...

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  2. Sep 26, 2024 · The words spoken by Richelle sounded like someone ready to leave the experiment, however after some time apart she returned just in time for the first commitment ceremony and was extremely...

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    Sex and Violence

    1. [Cut to a man holding up cards saying 'Marriage Counsellor'. The counsellor sits behind a desk. He puts down the card as he hears the knock on the door] 2. Counsellor: Next? 3. [A little man named Arthur Pewtey enters, with his beautiful blond buxom young woman named Dierdre] 4. Arthur Pewtey: Are you the marriage guidance counsellor? 5. Counsellor: Yes. Good morning 6. Arthur Pewtey: Good morning, sir 7. Counsellor: [stares at Dierdre, fascinated] And good morning to you madam [pauses, sh...

    Face the Press

    1. Interviewer: Minister, I'll put the first question to you. In your plan, "A Better Britain For Us", you promised to build 88 thousand million billion houses a year in the greater London area alone. In fact, you've built only three in the last 15 years. Are you a bit disappointed in this result? 2. Minister: No, no. I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways: Firstly, in my normal voice; and then in a kind of silly, high-pitched whine.

    The Spanish Inquisition

    1. Reg: I don't know! Mr. Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all! I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition! 2. [Three men in red uniforms burst through the door] 3. Cardinal Ximinez: Nobodyexpects the Spanish Inquisition! 1. "It's" Man: I would tax Raquel Welch. I have a feeling she'd tax me. 1. Judge Kilbraken: [referring to his death sentence for contempt of court]Blimey! I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. 2. [The whole court...

    Déjà Vu

    1. Doctor: [emerging from under a Scotsman's kilt]Look, would you please go away? I'm trying to examine this man! It's all right, I'm a doctor...actually I'm a gynecologist, but this is my lunch hour. 1. Psychiatrist Milkman: Mrs. Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. Now, I'm not going to say that a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh. 1. Doctor: I'm afraid our re...

    Mr. & Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular

    1. Mrs. Shazam: Mrs. Nigger-Baiter's exploded! 2. Mrs. Shazam's son: Good thing, too. 3. Mrs. Shazam: She was my best friend! 4. Mrs. Shazam's son: Oh, don't be so sentimental, mother. Things explode everyday. 1. Host: Tschaikowsky: Was he the tortured soul who poured out his immortal longings into dignified passages of stately music, or was he just an old poof who wrote tunes? 1. Newsreader: The BBC wishes to deny rumors that it is going into liquidation. Mrs Kelly, who owns the flat where t...

    The Money Programme

    1. Woman: Well there's rat cake ... rat sorbet... rat pudding... or strawberry tart. 2. Man: Strawberry tart?! 3. Woman: Well it's got some rat in it. 4. Man: How much? 5. Woman: Three, rather a lot really. 6. Man: ...well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.

    Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror

    1. Merchant Banker: Ah, Mr. Victim, I'm glad to say we've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you required. We will, of course, need for security the deed to your house, the deed to your aunt's house, of your wife's parents' house, and of your granny's bungalow. And we will in addition need a controlling interest in the stock of your new company, unrestricted access to your private bank accounts, the deposit of your three children in our vaults as hostages, and a full legal indemnity in ca...

    The Golden Age of Ballooning

    1. Antoinette: Oh, Joseph! All you think about is balloons. All you talk about is balloons. Your beautiful house is full of bits and pieces of balloons. Your books are all about balloons, every time you sing a song, it is in some way obliquely connected with balloons... Everything you eat has to have "balloon" incorporated in the title. Your dogs are all called Balloono. You tie balloons to your ankles in the evenings! 2. Joseph Montgolfier: I don't do that! 3. Antoinette: Well, no, you don't...

    Michael Ellis

    1. Second Store Assistant: So, sir, that is, if I may say so, 184 pounds 1 and 1/2p, sir. 2. Chris: Oh, will you take a check? 3. Second Store Assistant: Ah yes sir, if you don't mind leaving a blood sample, and uh, a piece of skin off the back of the scalp, just here sir. Sorry, it's just for identification, you know, can't be too careful. 4. Chris: I think I'll put it on account. 5. Second Store Assistant: I should think so, much less painful. 1. Mother: What have you got now? 2. Chris: I b...

    The Light Entertainment War

    1. Private Shirley: Sir! 2. General Shirley: Yes? 3. Private Shirley: News from the Western Front, sir! 4. General Shirley: Yes, what is it? 5. Private Shirley: The enemy attacked at dawn, sir. 6. General Shirley: Yes, how was it? 7. Private Shirley: Well... the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir. And they had fairy wands with big stars on the end, and... 8. General Shirley: They what?! 9. Private Shirley: They had spiders in matchboxes, sir! 10. General Shirley: Good God! How di...

    The BBC were constantly replacing us with such important things as show jumping. They didn't like us very much at all.
    Five [episodes] are definitely cringe-worthy … on balance, and I suppose another five or so [are] a little below par, and about a third of the rest are pretty good. And the rest: really, really, qu...
    All performers played multiple roles.
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  3. A summary of Chapters 29–33 in Louisa May Alcott's Little Women. Learn exactly what happened in this chapter, scene, or section of Little Women and what it means. Perfect for acing essays, tests, and quizzes, as well as for writing lesson plans.

  4. The late Mary Roche sounds like a cracking character, but the small will she left behind should not be surprising. There has been a collective gasp of surprise that Princess Diana’s aunt, Mary Roche, left a relatively small estate of £425,983 when her will was published this week.

  5. There has been a collective gasp of surprise that Princess Diana’s aunt, Mary Roche, left a relatively small estate of £425,983 when her will was published this week.

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