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Sep 12, 2024 · Clarkson, Hammond, and May are finally hanging it up, with the final episode of their Amazon Prime show airing on September 13. It's the final road trip for the trio of Jeremy Clarkson, James May ...
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The Albanian Road Trip (or 'Mafia Road Test') was a road trip conducted by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May and was televised on the 3rd episode of the 16th season of Top Gear. The trip was conducted for the purposes of finding the best car for a "leading light in the Albanian Mafia", James chose a new Rolls-Royce Ghost, Richard a ne...
In the studio, Jeremy reads a letter from an Albanian fan, who is in the Mafia and thinking of buying Rolls-Royce's new car, the Ghost, but wonders how it compares to a Bentley or Mercedes. Although adamant, the presenters tried telling the producers they will not go to Albania on their insistence, but do so, nonetheless.
Right away, as the trip began after the presenters, the S65 AMG and the Ghost had come from a ferry from Corfu, Greece to an Albanian harbor, not only Jeremy but also Richard and James referred to the Yugo as if it were the scheduled Mulsanne. Before they set off, Jeremy tells Richard and James not to say 'car' or 'peach', since they're similar to Albanian words. The trip initally wound through small villages, over rough roads where they use rocks instead of white lines - which caused problems for the "Bentley" as Jeremy got a cat's eye under the front bumper - and hills until they reached a river crossing. To negotiate it, they used an old ferry which Jeremy referred to as HMS Driftwood because it didn't look sturdy enough to support the heavy Ghost and S65. They then continued driving until, on a steep hill, the Yugo died. Jeremy attempted a reverse bump start, but failed and damaged the car further and breaking off the door mirror as he screamed that the mirror had come off. After the car was fixed by a mechanic, they kept driving and eventually wound up at an abandoned submarine base. Jeremy proceeded to climb onto one of the submarines and almost fell off as he mentioned that if he were drafted into the British armed forces, he would want to be part of a submarine crew because he enjoys sneaky warfare.
They kept driving, and once night fell, they came up with a challenge. They reasoned that a leading light in the Albanian Mafia would need a car that could properly conceal a dead body - which, for the test, was a plump passerby that they had "murdered" (Richard quipped that the man had taken a lot of murdering because of his size.) James went first, but was unable to lift the man, much less get him into the boot of the Rolls-Royce, as he was too overweight and heavy. Eventually the "dead" man climbed into the boot; however, the boot lid wouldn't shut. Richard was next, but the 'dead' man didn't fit again because the S65 has a fridge in its boot. Jeremy was last, and although the man did fit in the boot of the Yugo, there was still a problem - you could clearly see him through its large back window.
The next day, the presenters decided to have a drag race on an abandoned airfield. As they lined up however, the "Bentley" wouldn't start. Richard and James pushed Jeremy's car, and once it started, Jeremy took off without them. They did however, catch up with him and blow past him. Richard won the race thanks to the faster Mercedes, with Jeremy's Yugo barely able to hit 70 by the time it crossed the line. They then decided to take a small detour through a field of old fighter planes from the Cold War - mainly MiGs - which annoyed Richard but piqued the interests of Jeremy and especially James. Jeremy's "Bentley" died again, but the trio was able to make it to their hotel.
Jeremy and James felt they hadn't yet found the best car for a leading light in the Albanian Mafia, so they came up with one final test that astounded Richard: the three of them would rob a bank and use the Rolls-Royce, the Mercedes and the "Bentley" as the getaway cars. As Jeremy said, "The ones that get away from the police and onto the ferry and back to Corfu are good cars. If you're caught by the police and you spend the next 40 years in jail..." Richard understood and finished, "Then you brought the wrong car and you know what to blame."
The next morning, the presenters carried out the heist wearing tights over their heads as masks, wielding pistols and carrying bags of cash in the opposite hands. Jeremy escaped the bank first, and doing his best to look normal so as to not attract police, chose Richard's Mercedes since it had proved the quickest (and had a small problem as Richard is only 5'7"). Richard then exited the bank and cursed at Clarkson for stealing his Mercedes - but then stole James' Rolls-Royce (and did 'seatbelt safety'). James was the last to exit the bank, cursed at them both and with no other option, took the much slower "Bentley" as the bank alarms went off. Clarkson had to ask someone for directions to Saranda (as he said, the first time in human history that someone escaping from a bank job had to ask for directions) - and soon, the police were onto them and gave chase in Chevrolet Aveos and on motorcycles. As James exclaimed, "Oh, crikey, it's the Albanian rozzers!"
Sep 23, 2022 · Their Future Revealed. The Grand Tour: A Scandi Flick was released last week to Prime Video. Since then, many fans have been asking what has happened to Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond’s cars that they drove in the episode. May drove, and crashed, the Mitsubishi Evo 8, Hammond had a Subaru Impreza and Clarkson chose an Audi ...
Sep 13, 2024 · Jeremy Clarkson on 30 years of writing for The Sunday Times … and why he ‘can’t be bothered’ to understand electric cars. The final episode of The Grand Tour — and the final on-screen outing for the trio of Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May — is a poignant and fitting tribute, but there are several moments that suggest ...
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- 1997 Ferrari F355. Average Used Car Price: $103,164. A car collection would not be complete without a Ferrari, so of course, Clarkson chose one of the best for his collection.
- The 2014 Rally "MFB" Bentley Continental GT. Average Used Car Price: $97,951. What happened to the Bentley from The Grand Tour? Jeremy kept it! We see him zipping around in it when the mud comes to his farm in 2020.
- 2012 Porsche 911. Average Used Car Price: $88,334. Clarkson is always in the mood for a car that's fast and sporty, so you would think that the rear-engined icon, the Porsche 911, is right up his alley.
- 2011 Aston Martin Virage. Average Used Car Price: $75,573. Originally meant to be positioned between the DB9 and DBS, the Aston Martin Virage was bigger and bulkier than most other Aston Martins, so that would naturally mean it would be a good fit for tall Clarkson and his big potbelly.
The Grand Tour is a British motoring television series, [1][2] created by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May and Andy Wilman, for Amazon Prime Video, [1][2][3] and premiered on 18 November 2016. The programme was conceived in the wake of the departure of Clarkson, Hammond, May, and Wilman from the BBC television series Top Gear with an ...
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Oct 18, 2024 · Motors. Before the final episode of Amazon Prime Video ‘s The Grand Tour even had a chance to grace our streaming queues, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May officially dissolved their jointly-owned production company: W. Chump & Sons — ending a partnership that began with BBC’s Top Gear in 2002. “It’s immensely physical ...
