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  1. Marge: Selma! You're back already? Selma: Yeah. I was so depressed, I ate a jar of expired olives. [sighs] I guess I'll never have a baby. Lisa: Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous, but have you ever considered artificial insemination? Homer: [laughs] I don't know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.

  2. "The Simpsons" Selma's Choice (TV Episode 1993) - * Lisa: Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous, but have you ever considered artificial insemination? * Homer: Boy, I don't know. You'd have to be pretty desperate to make it with a robot. * [Marge whispers something in his ear] * Homer: I knew that.

  3. Selma briefly considers artificial insemination. When Homer gets food poisoning from eating an expired hoagie, Marge arranges for Selma to take Bart and Lisa to Duff Gardens while she stays home to look after Homer. At Duff Gardens, Bart and Lisa run amok and eventually end up in the park's security office with Selma.

  4. Lisa: Aunt Selma, this may seem a little presumptious, but have you ever considered artificial insemination? Homer: [laughs] I don't know. You gotta be pretty lame to make it with a robot. [Marge whispers in his ear] I knew that. -- Making it with sperm in a cup, "Selma's Choice" Selma's in a sperm bank, talking with a doctor.

  5. She has little success, so she considers artificial insemination. In the mean time, the Simpsons plan to go to an amusement park called Duff Gardens (the park is aimed at whole families but is ironically based on a beer company), but Homer gets sick. Selma takes the kids instead, but has trouble taking care of them.

  6. After Selma had a couple of bad dates in her efforts to have a baby, Lisa suggested that she try artificial insemination. Selma visited the sperm bank and talked with a doctor. Selma asked how she could be sure she would get quality sperm, and the doctor reassured her that the sperm bank's donors had to pass a rigorous screening process.

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  8. Nov 21, 2013 · The Simpsons. After Selma, Marge’s sister, has a few bad dates, Lisa suggests she tries artificial insemination. While Selma is at the sperm bank, she asks the doctor how she knows she’s getting quality sperm. The doctor says the applicants go through rigorous testing. This does little to reassure Selma who runs into a drunk Barney at the ...

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