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  1. www.azquotes.com › author › 31426-Ian_HollowayTOP 25 QUOTES BY IAN HOLLOWAY | A-Z Quotes

    Discover Ian Holloway famous and rare quotes. Share Ian Holloway quotations about football, birds and house. "Managing a league club is like making love..."

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      Ian Holloway Football , Nice , Coffee "Gordon Strachan V Ian...

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      Ian Holloway Football manager. Show More Hide. Top Authors....

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      You May Also Like Quotes On: People Who Lie. Full House....

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      Ian Holloway Football manager. Alan Shearer Soccer player....

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  3. www.joe.ie › sport › farewell-to-the-premier-leagueFarewell to the Premier League: Ian Holloway’s top 20 quotes

    Jun 1, 2011 · A collection of hilarious and bizarre remarks by the former Blackpool, QPR and Plymouth manager, who retired from football in 2011. From Rooney's arse to Joey Barton's butt cheeks, here are Ian Holloway's best ever quotes.

  4. www.footballfancast.com › premier-league › crystalIan Holloway's top 20 funniest quotes - FootballFanCast.com

    • “If I was in there I wouldn’t try to be everybody’s friend. I’d have to say ‘Excuse me, hang on a minute, I think you’re wrong there. Don’t raise your voice at her like that, don’t get like that.
    • “To put it in gentleman’s terms if you’ve been out for a night and you’re looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they’re good looking and some weeks they’re not the best.
    • “Dream on! If they want to insult me by only offering £3.5 million and then get it all over the paper and try to upset me well, sorry, they’re barking up the wrong tree, they’re messing with the wrong dog and I’ll come and bite them.”
    • “He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking – he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster – That would make us all feel better.

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  6. www.skysports.com › holloways-classic-quotesIan Holloway returns to management | His classic quotes

    Oct 25, 2024 · Friday 25 October 2024 12:09, UK. As Ian Holloway returns to management with Swindon Town we look back at some of his most memorable quotes. X.

  7. www.footballfancast.com › opinion-2 › football-blogsIan Holloway comedy genius: His top 20 quotes of all time

    • “If I was in there I wouldn’t try to be everybody’s friend. I’d have to say ‘Excuse me, hang on a minute, I think you’re wrong there. Don’t raise your voice at her like that, don’t get like that.
    • “To put it in gentleman’s terms if you’ve been out for a night and you’re looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they’re good looking and some weeks they’re not the best.
    • “Dream on! If they want to insult me by only offering £3.5 million and then get it all over the paper and try to upset me well, sorry, they’re barking up the wrong tree, they’re messing with the wrong dog and I’ll come and bite them.”
    • “He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking – he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster – That would make us all feel better.

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  9. bleacherreport.com › articles › 1822777-10-classic10 Classic, Gut-Heaving (even Mind-Bending) Ian Holloway Quotes

    Oct 23, 2013 · Following are a selection of some of our favourite Holloway quotes—“Ollie-isms,” if you will.

  10. en.wikiquote.org › wiki › Ian_HollowayIan Holloway - Wikiquote

    May 24, 2024 · Ian Holloway - Wikiquote. [hide] Ian Holloway (2010) Ian Holloway (born 12 March 1963) is an English football manager. Quotes. [edit] We're like a bad tea-bag - we never stay in the Cup that long - reacting to his QPR side's defeat in the League Cup (then known as the Carling Cup for sponsorship reasons) to Aston Villa in September 2004.