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Jul 30, 2024 · 1. “When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’. Then get busy and find out how to do it.” —Theodore Roosevelt. 2. “Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.” —Tina...
Jul 19, 2024 · Need a good laugh? Check out 300 funny quotes to make you laugh out loud and improve your day with a few chuckles along the way.
Jul 21, 2020 · Enjoy Our Compilation of Sarcastic and Funny Quotes about Stupid People & Stupidity: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. – Albert Einstein. Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. -Mark Twain.
- “When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.”
- “I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.”
- “Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.”
- “I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
Feb 19, 2021 · Sometimes, you just need someone to say something funny, but also a little bit stupid and sarcastic, to push you to do that work or make that change. A good sense of humor goes a long way in helping you live your best life. So, take a look at these sarcastic inspirational quotes.
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: You wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” - John Gotti “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with a mosquito.” - Dalai Lama “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” - Oscar Wilde
Mar 1, 2016 · 1. “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” —Mark Twain. 2. “The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid people are full of confidence.” —Charles Bukowski. 3. “You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.” —Tina Fey. 4.
