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- In order to be number one, you have to be odd. It’s better to not speak a word and be thought of as a fool than to blurt out nonsense and remove all doubt. It's not about how old you are; It's about how you are old. It’s pretty much impracticable for anyone to make a fool out of you. Remember that only you can make a fool out of yourself.
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Jul 30, 2024 · We have all the funny inspirational quotes you need, including funny work quotes and funny inspiring movie quotes.
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: You wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” - John Gotti “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with a mosquito.” - Dalai Lama “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” - Oscar Wilde
Jul 19, 2024 · Need a good laugh? Check out 300 funny quotes to make you laugh out loud and improve your day with a few chuckles along the way.
- “When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.”
- “I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.”
- “Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.”
- “I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
Jun 6, 2024 · These are the best funny quotes to make you laugh about life, aging, family, work and nature, with quips from comedy greats like Bob Hope and Robin Williams.
Aug 14, 2024 · Need a dose of irony? Discover our best sarcastic quotes. With a blend of humor and wit, these sarcasm quotes won't disappoint.
Jun 6, 2023 · Feeling down today and need some funny motivational quotes to get through the day? Well, you came to the right place. Like an apple repels doctors, these quotes might keep you from pessimistic thoughts and procrastination that we all suffer from sometimes.
