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May 22, 2024 · Here are the 200 best sarcastic quotes, from funny comments, sayings, and phrases dripping with snarky sarcasm. They say sarcasm shows weakness, but who gives a crap what they think?!
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These funny quotes about work, love, friends and family will...
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Jul 21, 2020 · Enjoy Our Compilation of Sarcastic and Funny Quotes about Stupid People & Stupidity: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. –Albert Einstein. Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.-Mark Twain
Jul 19, 2024 · Need a good laugh? Check out 300 funny quotes to make you laugh out loud and improve your day with a few chuckles along the way.
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- "Today I asked a kindergartner if Friday was his favorite day of the week and his response was, 'I don't know. I don't know a lot of things. I'm confused all the time.'
- "Me clicking on 'I have read terms and conditions.'"
- "Friend: You need to watch this show. Me: I'll put it on my list. The list:"
- "Me when I have responsibilities and stuff to but my bed is very comfy."
- “I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later. " —Mitch Hedberg.
- “Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.” —President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove.
- “My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.” —Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls.
- “Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.” —David Letterman.
Mar 1, 2016 · 1. “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” —Mark Twain. 2. “The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid people are full of confidence.” —Charles Bukowski. 3. “You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.” —Tina Fey. 4.
Feb 21, 2021 · Here are the best funny quotes about stupidity and ignorance which will make you laugh on any occasion, on any day, and at any time. Whether you are a man or a woman, stupidity quotes are enjoyed by everyone.
