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Oct 7, 2018 · After reading these quotes you’re going to be tempted to roll yourself a Camberwell Carrot, have some of the finest wines known to humanity and re-watch the drunken adventures of Withnail and Marwood.
- Withnail
- Marwood
- Uncle Monty
- Danny
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We've gone on holiday by mistake.I think we've been in here too long. I feel unusual.I demand to have some booze!How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. I'm a tra...(Voice-over)Thirteen million Londoners have to wake up to this. Murder and All-Bran and rape. And I'm sitting in this bloody shack and I can't cope with Withnail. I must go home at once and discuss...
It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself, "I will never play the Dane."(referring to his cat) Get that damned little swine out of here! It's trying to get itself in with you. Trying for even more advantage. It's obsessed with its gut. It's like a bloody rugby ball now...(referring to his cat) Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day!Oh! you little traitors. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is a certain je ne...You're looking very beautiful, man. You been away? St Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that.I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This...Change down, man, find your neutral space. You got a rush. It will pass. Be seated.If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision — let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a g...Withnail: [reading from the paper]"In a world exclusive interview, 33-year-old shotputter Geoff Woade, who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. 'He used to get in bad tempers and act up,' said his wife. 'He used to pick on me. But now he's stopped, he's much better in our sex life and in our ...
You are invited to spend an hilarious weekend in the English countryside.If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry — neither did they.[He removes a fiver from Withnail's hand] Withnail: I think a drink don't you? I: What about the wellingtons? Withnail: Oh, bollocks to the wellingtons.
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Oct 3, 2014 · As Withnail and I is re-released for a limited time at cinemas, we select our favourite quotes from the film
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Plot – Withnail and "I" - the narrator - are two aspiring actors and friends who are looking for a job in London without success. They are flat broke, so they move to the house of Withnail’s uncle in the countryside.
