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- "How can I be a fascist? I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce!" — Margot Robbie as Barbie in Barbie (2023)
- "Is that your gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" — Mae West as Marlo Manners in Sextette (1977)
- "That still only counts as one!" — John Rhys-Davies as Gimli in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
- "When life gives you lemons, just say ‘fuck the lemons’, and bail." — Paul Rudd as Chuch in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Prepare to hop on the laughter raft as we dance with words along the playful and refreshing streams of humor! This treasure trove of 68 mirthful river puns and jokes will tickle your funny bone, giving a whole new meaning to laughing riverbanks.
- "You sit on a throne of lies." Elf, 2003.
- "It's just a flesh wound." Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975.
- "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." The Princess Bride, 1983.
- "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." Airplane, 1980.
- Friday. “Bye Felicia” “You ain’t got to lie, Craig” “You got knocked the fuck out!” “Can I borrow your VCR right quick…I need to dub a tape.” “And who the f*ck is that bitch?!”
- Love Jones. “Say baby…can I be your slave?” “Is your name Yimmy Ya? Oh hell, nah. It’s got to be Oshun. “ Nina: “It was like his dick just….talked to me…”
- What’s Love Got To Do With It. “Come on, sit down and eat some cake, Anna Mae.”
- Boomerang. “Marcussss…darling.” “Pussy…Pussy…Pussy…Pussy…Pussy…PUSSSSSSSSSSSSY! Puss.. Puss.Pusssyyyy” “I know what a gay guy looks like. My brother is gay!”
Mahoney is a radical priest who ventures upstream where the river runs black. He encounters the beautiful and enchanting Eagle Woman, who can change from a dolphin to a woman. A few years later, their child Lazaro witnesses inter-loping gold prospectors commit a brutal and traumatizing murder.
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- Adventure
- Christopher Cain
- 1986-09-19
Where the River Runs Black is a 1986 film directed by Christopher Cain and starring Charles Durning, Peter Horton, and Dana Delany. The screenplay was written by Neal Jimenez and Peter Silverman, based on the novel Lazaro by David Kendall .
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