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May 9, 2010 · The wording used was similar to that in the version attributed to Groucho: 6 “You’ve all heard,” he (Darcy McKeough) told the locked-up press, “of the politician who wound up his speech saying: ‘ladies and gentlemen, those are my principles, and if you don’t like them I have some others.’
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- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx. Art, Freedom, Political Will.
- I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx. Funny, Life, Witty.
- Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out. Groucho Marx. Fall, Brain, Open Minded.
- If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. Groucho Marx. Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm.
- “Although it is generally known, I think it’s about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.” ― Groucho Marx, from his autobiography, “Groucho and Me”
- “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx, testimonial for S. J. Perelman’s first book, “Dawn Ginsberg’s Revenge”
- “To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.” ― Groucho Marx, from his book, “Memoirs of a Mangy Lover”
- “Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.” ― Groucho Marx in “Monkey Business”
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. No matter what happens in life, be good to people. Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind. "Those are my principles, and if you don't like..."
Groucho Marx, the head of the group, was amazing with one liners that show a beautifully complex understanding of contradictions involving human pride and judgment, very much like Bierce. The secret of life is…
Jul 29, 2016 · “Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well I have others.” “If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.” “I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s ...
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The patient rises to his feet, looks sadly at the doctor, turns and ambles toward the door. As he starts to leave the doctor says, “By the way, what is your name?” The man turns and regards the analyst with sorrowful eyes. “I am Grock.” —Groucho Marx in Groucho And Me. More about this quote
