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Oct 7, 2024 · 19. “A very happy Thanksgiving to all. I am thankful to be with my family and tear into some major carbs and then avoid the scale for one week.” — @joshgad. 20. “FYI—Starting arguments ...
Jul 20, 2022 · It’s the only day we have mashed potatoes and sweet potatoes.”. — Lewis Black. “I heard about a trend where, this Thanksgiving, people made tiny turkeys. You may know them by their other ...
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Jun 22, 2024 · Even if it’s just not being a turkey.”. “Thanksgiving: Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863.”. “Thanksgiving is a lot like Christmas, except you don’t get any presents for holding in your familial rage.”. “I was going to wish you a Happy Turkey Day, but I didn’t want to use any fowl language.”.
Jul 26, 2023 · So to bring some laughs to it all, we give you 44 funny Thanksgiving quotes from the likes of Jay Leno, Johnny Carson, Charlie Brown, Nora Ephron, and Jim Gaffigan. These short, meme-worthy one-liners are sure to put a smile on your face as they poke fun at family dynamics and other oh-so-true parts of Thanksgiving.
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Nov 13, 2023 · Funny Thanksgiving Quotes. “Even though we’re a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.”. — Richard Roeper. “Some family trees bear an ...
Oct 30, 2023 · 7. “Thanksgiving Day, man — not a good day to be my pants.”. — Kevin James. 8. “Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.”. — Michael Dresser. 9. “Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home.”. — Melanie ...
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Sep 26, 2024 · Leftovers are for quitters. Thanksgiving: bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863. I'm just here for the pie. You know you're getting old when you have to have an afternoon nap before the evening nap. Coexist: Let’s give the turkeys one day of peace. Vegetables are a must on Thanksgiving.
