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Get your annual, seasonal obligations out the way early with our range of simple, funny and wildly cynical Christmas cards and gifts!
A time for reflection and celebration (and presents!) for Christians all over the world.
- This guy isn’t holding back this christmas.
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- December is the time to get extra festive.
- It’s all about that holiday flair.
- “There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?” – Conan O’Brien. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
- “At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” – Robert Godden. This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
- “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, ‘toys not included.'” – Bernard Manning. What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.
- “The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” – Johnny Carson. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
Nov 28, 2016 · Below are 52 of our favorite funny Christmas quotes and sayings from the famous and not-so-famous. Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.
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Dec 25, 2022 · Share these funny holiday quotes with your friends and family to spread Christmas joy, or use them as clever Christmas-themed Instagram captions.