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Mar 9, 2021 · Read on for truly funny quotes for kids about school along with amazing funny kids quotes that you can laugh away at in your house with some coffee. 31. “Good words are worth much, and cost little.”. - George Herbert. 32. “True humility is not thinking less of yourself: it is thinking of yourself less.”. - C.S. Lewis.
- Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. Mark Twain. Inspirational, Funny, Life.
- If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go. Mark Twain. Funny, Humorous, Smoking.
- People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them.... well it's killing me! Wendy Liebman. Marijuana, Bothering You, People.
- I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
Nick Naylor: I don't have an M.D. or Law degree. I have a bachelors in kicking ass and taking names. Nick Naylor: I front an organization that kills 1,200 people a day. Nick Naylor: The message Hollywood needs to send out is that smoking is cool. We can put the sex back into cigarettes. Nick Naylor:
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Jul 20, 2021 · I trust you've had a great week. Thought I'd share some funny quotes from kids to brighten your day as you catch your breath before the weekend begins. Enjoy and thank you for your heart for the next generation. I may have over-done teaching politeness to my sons. My 4yo just said, “Oh thank you,” to the automatic soap dispenser. -Kerry
- I may have over-done teaching politeness to my sons. My 4yo just said, “Oh thank you,” to the automatic soap dispenser. - Kerry.
- me: watch Star wars with me 10: why’s he breathing like that? 5: what is he so hairy for? What is that? 7: is he a good guy or bad guy? 10: why is he wearing black?
- My 8 year old still says “hanitizer” instead of hand sanitizer and I’m not going to be the one to correct him. - mom overboard.
- Kid: Mom…did you know drinks spill sometimes? Mom: Did you spill your drink? Kid: Yes.
Aug 9, 2023 · 85. “Sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something.” -Jake the Dog. 86. “Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time, it’s in your hand.” -Unknown. 87. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.” -Bernard Meltzer.
Jan 26, 2022 · 6. Keep looking up, there may be a rainbow waiting for you. 7. “When I’m too big for you to hold, I’ll hold you instead.”. – Ashlyn, age 5. 8. “If you listen very quietly, it sounds like the rain is playing music in the grass and the trees.”. – Gideon, age 6. 9.
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