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Mar 20, 2024 · Explore the funniest and most memorable quotes from the movie Ted. Laugh along with Seth MacFarlane's vulgar and hilarious teddy bear as he takes on life's adventures with his best friend, John. Find out which lines have become iconic and continue to make audiences laugh.
Apr 21, 2015 · Here's 10 of our favourite quotes that might not spring to mind when you think of Father Ted. 1. Father Ted: Come on, Dougal, switch the television off. Chewing gum for the eyes!
Sep 7, 2024 · No matter how big a splash you make in this world whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber, or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit. And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed the lives of three, very special friends.
- “Death to Ming!” - Sam J. Jones
- “There’s A S*** on My Floor! in The Corner, There Is A S***!” - Lori
- “I Was The King of The ‘80s. I Was Ted F****** Danson!” - Ted Danson
- “My Daughter Better Still Be Alive, You Sick Son of A B****.” - Tom Skerritt
- “Teddy Rux-F******-Pin!!!” - John
- “Oh, Come ON, I Do Not Sound That Much Like Peter Griffin!” - Ted
One of the main hallmarks of Ted and John’s friendship is their obsession with the cult classic Flash Gordonmovie starring Sam J. Jones. When Ted throws a party at his new apartment, he’s stunned when Jones himself shows up. RELATED: Ranking Every Seth MacFarlane TV Show & Movie From Worst To Best (According To IMDb) John races over there to meet J...
While John and Lori are out having their anniversary dinner, Ted invites some sex workers over to their apartment to watch the Adam Sandler movie Jack & Jill. When John and Lori get home, Lori is horrified to find that one of them used the corner of her living room as a bathroom on a dare. When she angrily asks about the mess in the corner, Ted say...
One of the times John ditches work to hang out with Ted, it’s because his teddy bear has bought a Cheers DVD box set with revelatory cast interviews in the bonus features. Ted Danson cameos as himself, talking about how much cocaine there was on the set of the show and boldly declaring himself to be “the king of the ‘80s.” MacFarlane nails the dead...
There’s a running joke throughout the movie as John’s boss, played by Veep’s Matt Walsh, is desperate to prove he’s close personal friends with actor Tom Skerritt. He shows off a picture of himself with Skerritt and claims that he played minigolf with Skerritt’s wife and kid. RELATED: 10 Obscure Seth MacFarlane Projects You've Never Heard Of This r...
Ted and John spill a lot of home truths in the argument leading up to their fight in John’s motel room. For Ted, the final straw is when John says, “Sometimes, I think back to that Christmas morning when I was 8 years old, I wish I just got a Teddy Ruxpin.” Offended at the comparison with a more popular line of teddy bear, Ted says, “Say that one m...
In one of the jump cuts during the party montage, John does an impression of Ted’s distinctive New England accent and he claims that he doesn’t sound “that much like Peter Griffin.” This is a self-aware nod to the fact that Ted sounds eerily similar to a different New England-accented Seth MacFarlane character, the bespectacled patriarch from Famil...
Oct 31, 2019 · 'Ted' movie quotes include some of the funniest lines from this 2012 raunchy comedy movie starring Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett, a man trying to deal with the fact that his childhood teddy bear (who came to life when John was a kid) is his now constant companion.
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Mar 2, 2018 · To pay tribute to Dermot Morgan - who passed away 20 years ago this week - here are 50 of the best Father Ted quotes.
