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2. www.quotes.net › movies › swiss_toni_106677Swiss Toni Quotes

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   To Toni almost any situation in life is best considered as being "like making love to a beautiful woman", in some rather implausible ways. Swiss is usually depicted wearing a grey suit and with his hair styled in a platinum blond bouffant quiff.

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3. forums.digitalspy.com › the-wisdom-of-swiss-toniThe Wisdom of Swiss Toni — Digital Spy

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   Jul 11, 2003 · BEING IN A CRASH. Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on...

4. www.jokefile.co.uk › rich › swisstonyWords of wisdom from the immortal Swiss Tony - Joke File

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   Words of wisdom from the immortal Swiss Tony. MAKING COFFEE. Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. LAYING A CARPET.

5. www.bbc.co.uk › characters › swiss_toniBBC - The Fast Show - Character Guide

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   Jan 21, 2003 · According to Swiss Toni, selling cars (and answering the phone and putting up a tent for that matter) is 'like making love to a beautiful woman'. In fact, there isn't much that Swiss can't...

6. www.joe.ie › movies-tv › what-a-character-why-swissJOE.ie - What A Character: Why Swiss Toni from The Fast Show ...

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   Jun 9, 2015 · His best quote: His advise on laying carpet ; “Laying a carpet is… very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all...

7. www.bbc.co.uk › comedy › swisstoniBBC - Comedy - Swiss Toni

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   Oct 2, 2007 · Swiss Toni. "Writing about Swiss Toni is very like making love to a beautiful woman", as Toni himself might have said... Before adding an innuendo-laden explanation involving delicately...

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   Does Swiss Toni make love to a beautiful woman?

   • In fact, there isn't much that Swiss can't manage to somehow compare to making love to a beautiful woman. But Swiss Toni has a dark secret. When he sends Paul out to talk to customers, it isn't just for the experience.

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   How do you write about Swiss Toni?

   • "Writing about Swiss Toni is very like making love to a beautiful woman", as Toni himself might have said... Before adding an innuendo-laden explanation involving delicately running your fingers over something touch-sensitive and not worrying about the size of your space bar.

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   What does Swiss look like to Toni?

   • Swiss is a 50-something car dealer going through a midlife crisis. To Toni almost any situation in life is best considered as being "like making love to a beautiful woman", in some rather implausible ways. Swiss is usually depicted wearing a grey suit and with his hair styled in a platinum blond bouffant quiff.

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   Who is Swiss Toni?

   • Swiss Toni is a fictional used-car dealer played by Charlie Higson, and also the title of a sitcom in which he is the main character. Swiss is a 50-something car dealer going through a midlife crisis. To Toni almost any situation in life is best considered as being "like making love to a beautiful woman", in some rather implausible ways.

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9. www.ukcampsite.co.uk › chatter › display_topicSwiss Toni - Fast Show (Jokes and Funnies Forum)

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   Jan 11, 2007 · Some wise words from the Fast Show's Swiss Toni... MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. LAYING A CARPET