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Words of wisdom from the immortal Swiss Tony. Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.
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Nov 18, 2007 · Posted: 18:00 - 18 Nov 2007 Post subject: Quotes of Swiss Toni. Being in a car crash - Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender.
Jun 9, 2015 · The amount of hilarious metaphors, anecdotes and stories he has about “making love to a beautiful woman” would put Casanova to shame. His best quote: His advise on laying carpet ; “Laying a ...
Jan 11, 2007 · Some wise words from the Fast Show's Swiss Toni... MAKING COFFEE. Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. LAYING A CARPET.
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Oct 2, 2007 · Swiss Toni is a silver-fox car salesman and would-be master of woo, who believes the key to any woman's heart is fine wines and Belgian chocolates.
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