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   Words of wisdom from the immortal Swiss Tony. Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

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3. www.quotes.net › movies › swiss_toni_106677Swiss Toni Quotes

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   Great memorable quotes and script exchanges from the Swiss Toni movie on Quotes.net

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   Nov 18, 2007 · Posted: 18:00 - 18 Nov 2007 Post subject: Quotes of Swiss Toni. Being in a car crash - Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender.

5. www.joe.ie › movies-tv › what-a-character-why-swissJOE.ie - What A Character: Why Swiss Toni from The Fast Show ...

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   Jun 9, 2015 · The amount of hilarious metaphors, anecdotes and stories he has about “making love to a beautiful woman” would put Casanova to shame. His best quote: His advise on laying carpet ; “Laying a ...

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   Jan 11, 2007 · Some wise words from the Fast Show's Swiss Toni... MAKING COFFEE. Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. LAYING A CARPET.

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   What does Swiss look like to Toni?

   • Swiss is a 50-something car dealer going through a midlife crisis. To Toni almost any situation in life is best considered as being "like making love to a beautiful woman", in some rather implausible ways. Swiss is usually depicted wearing a grey suit and with his hair styled in a platinum blond bouffant quiff.

   Swiss Toni Quotes

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   How do you write about Swiss Toni?

   • "Writing about Swiss Toni is very like making love to a beautiful woman", as Toni himself might have said... Before adding an innuendo-laden explanation involving delicately running your fingers over something touch-sensitive and not worrying about the size of your space bar.

   BBC - Comedy - Swiss Toni

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   Who is Swiss Toni?

   • Swiss Toni is a fictional used-car dealer played by Charlie Higson, and also the title of a sitcom in which he is the main character. Swiss is a 50-something car dealer going through a midlife crisis. To Toni almost any situation in life is best considered as being "like making love to a beautiful woman", in some rather implausible ways.

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   When did Swiss Toni come out?

   • Launched on BBC3 in 2003, at a time when other sitcoms like The Office and Marian and Geoff were striving for low-key, on-location realism, Swiss Toni bucked the trend by being brightly lit, set-based and recorded in front of an audience.

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9. www.bbc.co.uk › comedy › swisstoniBBC - Comedy - Swiss Toni

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   Oct 2, 2007 · Swiss Toni is a silver-fox car salesman and would-be master of woo, who believes the key to any woman's heart is fine wines and Belgian chocolates.