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     Swiss Toni is a fictional used-car dealer played by Charlie...

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3. www.joe.ie › movies-tv › what-a-character-why-swissWhat A Character: Why Swiss Toni from The Fast Show ... - JOE.ie

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   Jun 9, 2015 · The amount of hilarious metaphors, anecdotes and stories he has about “making love to a beautiful woman” would put Casanova to shame. His best quote: His advise on laying carpet ; “Laying a ...

4. www.bbc.co.uk › comedy › swisstoniBBC - Comedy - Swiss Toni

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   Oct 2, 2007 · Swiss Toni is a silver-fox car salesman and would-be master of woo, who believes the key to any woman's heart is fine wines and Belgian chocolates.

5. www.bbc.co.uk › characters › swiss_toniBBC - The Fast Show - Character Guide

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   Jan 21, 2003 · Swiss Toni. Suave, bequiffed car salesman Swiss Toni sees himself as a kind of guru-figure to trainee Paul (played by upcoming writer and performer, Rhys Thomas, trivia fans).

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   A great memorable quote from the Swiss Toni movie on Quotes.net - Paul: Help help, Geoff. A little girl has fallen in the Penguin Plaza and I'm scared the penguins will eat her!Geoff: Penguins Don't eat kids, it's the other way around!

7. www.imdb.com › title › tt0355142Swiss Toni (TV Series 2003– ) - Quotes - IMDb

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   Swiss Toni (TV Series 2003– ) - * Paul: Help help, Geoff. A little girl has fallen in the Penguin Plaza and I'm scared the penguins will eat her! * Geoff: Penguins Don't eat kids, it's the other way around!

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   Why does Swiss Toni have a girl's name?

   • A little bit of Fast Show tragedy. Swiss Toni is not Swiss, and believe it or not, his accent was based on Sean Connery's. No explanation was ever given as to why he had a girl's name. More characters... A guide to all the characters from the BBC comedy The Fast Show.

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   Who is Swiss Toni on 'Suave'?

   • About... Suave, bequiffed car salesman Swiss Toni sees himself as a kind of guru-figure to trainee Paul (played by upcoming writer and performer, Rhys Thomas, trivia fans). According to Swiss Toni, selling cars (and answering the phone and putting up a tent for that matter) is 'like making love to a beautiful woman'.

   BBC - The Fast Show - Character Guide

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   Does Swiss Toni make love to a beautiful woman?

   • In fact, there isn't much that Swiss can't manage to somehow compare to making love to a beautiful woman. But Swiss Toni has a dark secret. When he sends Paul out to talk to customers, it isn't just for the experience.

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   What does Swiss look like to Toni?

   • Swiss is a 50-something car dealer going through a midlife crisis. To Toni almost any situation in life is best considered as being "like making love to a beautiful woman", in some rather implausible ways. Swiss is usually depicted wearing a grey suit and with his hair styled in a platinum blond bouffant quiff.

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9. en.wikiquote.org › wiki › The_Fast_ShowThe Fast Show - Wikiquote

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   Oct 29, 2023 · Swiss Toni: A woman is not just a creature that likes fine wines, Whitney Houston films, and the manly smell of a pipe. A woman is a mysterious, complex box of tricks.