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   Great memorable quotes and script exchanges from the Swiss Toni movie on Quotes.net

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     A little girl has fallen in the Penguin Plaza and I'm scared...

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     Swiss Toni is a fictional used-car dealer played by Charlie...

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   Jan 11, 2007 · Some wise words from the Fast Show's Swiss Toni... MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. LAYING A CARPET

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   Jun 9, 2015 · His best quote: His advise on laying carpet ; “Laying a carpet is… very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all...

5. www.imdb.com › title › tt0355142Swiss Toni (TV Series 2003– ) - Quotes - IMDb

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   Swiss Toni: Created by Charlie Higson. With Emma Rydal, Charlie Higson, Rhys Thomas, Simon Day. Sitcom about an eccentric second-hand car dealer and his staff.

6. www.bbc.co.uk › characters › swiss_toniBBC - The Fast Show - Character Guide

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   Jan 21, 2003 · Swiss Toni. Suave, bequiffed car salesman Swiss Toni sees himself as a kind of guru-figure to trainee Paul (played by upcoming writer and performer, Rhys Thomas, trivia fans).

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   A little girl has fallen in the Penguin Plaza and I'm scared the penguins will eat her!Geoff: Penguins Don't eat kids, it's the other way around! Swiss Toni 2003. Swiss Toni is a fictional used-car dealer played by Charlie Higson, and also the title of a sitcom in which he is the main character.

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   Why does Swiss Toni have a girl's name?

   • A little bit of Fast Show tragedy. Swiss Toni is not Swiss, and believe it or not, his accent was based on Sean Connery's. No explanation was ever given as to why he had a girl's name. More characters... A guide to all the characters from the BBC comedy The Fast Show.

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   Who is Swiss Toni?

   • Swiss Toni is a fictional used-car dealer played by Charlie Higson, and also the title of a sitcom in which he is the main character. Swiss is a 50-something car dealer going through a midlife crisis. To Toni almost any situation in life is best considered as being "like making love to a beautiful woman", in some rather implausible ways.

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   Who is Swiss Toni on 'Suave'?

   • About... Suave, bequiffed car salesman Swiss Toni sees himself as a kind of guru-figure to trainee Paul (played by upcoming writer and performer, Rhys Thomas, trivia fans). According to Swiss Toni, selling cars (and answering the phone and putting up a tent for that matter) is 'like making love to a beautiful woman'.

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   Does Swiss Toni make love to a beautiful woman?

   • In fact, there isn't much that Swiss can't manage to somehow compare to making love to a beautiful woman. But Swiss Toni has a dark secret. When he sends Paul out to talk to customers, it isn't just for the experience.

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