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Every time I’m typing an address into Google maps: “Roger Roger. What’s my vector, Victor?” Whenever something doesn’t go as expected: “What a pisser.” Was Airplane! the movie that was responsible for getting me into aircraft? That’s a fantastically good question.
- I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache. Steve Martin. Country, Believe, Native Language.
- Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes. Steve Martin. Funny, Music, Humor.
- I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is. Steve Martin. Yesterday, Today, Firsts.
- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin. Funny, Witty, Laughter.
As Roger walks the streets with another person’s consciousness inside him, it makes for some great physical comedy scenes as Martin figures out how to move with a dueling consciousness.
2 days ago · Breakups. "One day I was particularly gloomy, and Jim asked me what the matter was. I told him my high school girlfriend (for all of two weeks) had broken up with me. He said, 'Oh, that’ll happen a lot.'. The knowledge that this horrid grief was simply a part of life’s routine cheered me up almost instantly."
- “Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”
- “Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.”
- “Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”
- “I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tongue?”
Enjoy the best Steve Martin Quotes at BrainyQuote. Quotations by Steve Martin, American Comedian, Born August 14, 1945. Share with your friends.
In celebration of the comedy icon, these are some of Steve Martin’s wittiest and most incisive quotes. I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
