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- If I hadn't been told I was garbage, I wouldn't have learned how to show people I'm talented. And if everyone had always laughed at my jokes, I wouldn't have figured out how to be so funny. If they hadn't told me I was ugly, I never would have searched for my beauty. And if they hadn't tried to break me down, I wouldn't know that I'm unbreakable.
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Dec 22, 2020 · A priest in a big church in Paris has a job interview with a new bell ringer. The priest asks “why should I hire you?”. The applicant responded “I have a special talent!”. “Oh, and what is this special talent?”.
‘You can sing out if your arse’ exclaims the talent agent. ‘I have to see this!’ So the man climbs up on the agents desk, drops his pants and proceeds to drop a big turd, in the middle of the desk. The talent agent is furious, ‘I thou... read more
- Why don’t musicians ever win at hide and seek? Because they always hit the wrong note!
- What’s a dancer’s favorite type of sandwich? A break-dancer.
- Why don’t pianists make good secret agents? Because they always spill the keys.
- Why did the magician go to school? To improve his spell-ing!
May 29, 2021 · Talents Puns. Singers might open doors with their talents, but thieves can do it off key. I've invented a new talent contest where you have to dress up as a sailor and eat spinach as fast as possible.... I'll call it Popeyedol. I have this incredible talent where I can identify what's inside a wrapped present.
Apr 9, 2021 · “Oh, and what is this special talent?” Asked the priest. The applicant walked up to the bells and slammed his face into the bell. At first the priest was taken aback, but the sound from the bells was heavenly! “You’re hired!!” He exclaimed.
Jan 27, 2024 · Discover funny talent quotes for Instagram captions, images, and sayings. These hilarious expressions can spark creativity, lighten the mood, and make any post more engaging.
Funny leadership quotes can inspire and make us better leaders, while making us laugh. From Mark Twain to Ellen Degeneres, here are 50 of our favorites.
