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May 14, 2024 · I mean, I know that sounds like a bad thing, but it's not." — Everybody Loves Raymond. "Marriage is like a tense, unfunny, version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever." – Knocked Up. "A wedding marks the first day of the rest of your life. You have been dead until now.
- Jamie Cuccinelli
- “A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.” — Milton Berle.
- “Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.” — Joyce Brothers.
- “The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.” — Ann Bancroft.
- “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell.
- “One of the keys to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms. When he enters my bathroom sometimes I’m like, ‘Why are you in here?’ And he’s like, ‘I live here.
- "Husband secretly lowers the thermostat and I secretly turn it back up. We both vehemently deny touching it. Marriage is fun." — Stephanie Ortiz.
- “Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.” — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
- “I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner.
Jan 4, 2017 · Billy Connolly. To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the marriage cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up. Ogden Nash. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Phyllis Diller. Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
Jun 20, 2024 · Marriage is fun.”-. Stephanie Ortiz. “I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.”. – Rita Rudner. “All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.”. – Red Skelton.
Apr 4, 2023 · 3. “Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.” -Abraham Lincoln. 4. “One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.” -Oscar Wilde. 5. “There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.” -Clint Eastwood. 6.
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Dec 12, 2023 · 85 Funny Marriage Quotes. Marriage quote. 1. “When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.”. — Helen Rowland. 2 ...
