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  1. Nov 2, 2022 · But don’t be a Scrooge, why not spread some Christmas cheer with over 120 funny Christmas quotes and sayings. Christmas quotes like these are ideal for Christmas cards, festive gifts, seasonal crafts or just something to insert into day-to-day festive conversation to insult your nearest and dearest. We have covered all bases, funny Christmas ...

  2. Nov 13, 2018 - Explore Jennifer Brown Roberts's board "Santa Rude Humor", followed by 276 people on Pinterest. See more ideas about humor, christmas humor, holiday humor.

  3. Apr 20, 2023 · We’ve curated a collection of 87 hilarious and groan-worthy Hanukkah jokes that are perfect for sharing with family and friends. These jokes encompass everything from menorahs and latkes to dreidels and more, bringing a lighthearted touch to the festivities.

    • “There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?” – Conan O’Brien. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
    • “At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” – Robert Godden. This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
    • “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, ‘toys not included.'” – Bernard Manning. What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.
    • “The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” – Johnny Carson. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
  4. Looking for the perfect funny Christmas quotes to bring cheer to even the grumpiest Scrooge? These hilarious sayings will crack anyone up.

  5. Menorah in the Middle: Directed by Jordan Kessler. With Jonah Platt, Dan Bern, Adam Busch, LaNell Cooper. Sarah is headed back to her hometown for Hanukkah with news of her engagement. Upon returning she finds out that her father had a heart attack and things have gotten out of hand.

  6. Menorah in the Middle. List. NEW. This year for Hanukkah, Sarah is headed back home with her new fiancé, Chad, to meet her parents. Things go haywire when she discovers the family’s bakery...

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