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1. www.ranker.com › list › the-best-machete-movieThe 7 Best Movie Quotes From 'Machete Kills,' Ranked

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   Oct 27, 2023 · Deputy: "It's the president." …. Sheriff Doakes: "Of course, Mr. President". Machete Cortez: "This Machete". Sheriff Doakes is feeling pretty good about life with Machete hanging by a noose in his station. That all changes, however, when he gets a call from the President instructing him to release Machete. 2.

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3. www.quotes.net › movies › machete_kills_Machete Kills Quotes

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   Things got complicated. Mr. President: No sh*t! You were supposed to take him out, not give him a joyride on the Good Ship Lollypop! Damn it, I didn't recruit you for your sense of compassion. Machete kills. That's what he does! He doesn't save the bad guys! Now shoot that motherf***er!

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   Machete Kills: Directed by Robert Rodriguez. With Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Demián Bichir, Amber Heard. The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.

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   Machete Kills is a 2013 exploitation action film directed by Robert Rodriguez. It is the sequel to Machete. In exchange for a full pardon and US citizenship, the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) tasks Machete (Danny Trejo) with stopping insane Mexican revolutionary Marcos Mendez (Demián Bichir) from launching a missile at ...

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   Lindsay Lohan - April. Jeff Fahey - Booth. [Tag: internet] more on this quote ››. - Padre: It's not safe for you to be here. - Machete: I'm not looking for "safe". - Padre: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here! [he quickly blesses Machete] I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the fuck out!

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   A great memorable quote from the Machete movie on Quotes.net - Booth: Where is Machete and where are my wife and daughter?Padre Benito del Toro: In hell![cries]Booth: Then give them my best.[nails Padre to a cross]

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   Is machete a sequel to Machete?

   • It is the sequel to Machete. In exchange for a full pardon and US citizenship, the President of the United States ( Charlie Sheen) tasks Machete ( Danny Trejo) with stopping insane Mexican revolutionary Marcos Mendez ( Demián Bichir) from launching a missile at Washington DC.

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   What happened to Machete?

   • It's Personal: Machete is impervious to whatever threats or incentives the President offers him, until he's offered a chance for revenge. Karmic Death: Miss San Antonio sells out Machete for a crown...with which she is subsequently Impaled with Extreme Prejudice.

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   What does Booth say to Machete?

   • Booth: That does it. I'm sending you to a convent.” - Padre: It's not safe for you to be here. - Machete: I'm not looking for "safe". - Padre: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here! [he quickly blesses Machete] I absolve you of all your sins.

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   How does Machete get hanged in the man they couldn't hang?

   • The Man They Couldn't Hang: Machete gets hanged by a racist sheriff near the beginning. To the sheriff's amazement, other than being unable to free himself, Machete is unaffected. Instead he just glares at the sheriff until the President calls in his pardon.

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   What does a machete say to a Padre?

   • Machete: Sounds like they still got you taking out the trash.” “- Henchman: Please father... have mercy. - Padre: God has mercy. I don't!” “- Padre: [offers Machete a cigar] Cuban? - Machete: Mexican.” “- Machete: Get dressed. - Chica: It's too hot for clothes.”

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   Why can't machete die in 'our zombies are different'?

   • Our Zombies Are Different: Not outright stated, but it is hinted that the reason why Machete can't die is because Machete is vengeance itself. The Paid-For Harem: Miss San Antonio owes her crown to Voz. She throws her lot in with the terrorists before the movie even starts.

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9. www.thecharacterquotes.com › movie › machete-killsMachete Kills (2013) quotes

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   Machete Kills (2013) quotes. Released: 12 Nov 2010: Runtime: 98 min: Genre: Action, Thriller: Director: Tony Scott