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Oct 27, 2023 · Deputy: "It's the president." …. Sheriff Doakes: "Of course, Mr. President". Machete Cortez: "This Machete". Sheriff Doakes is feeling pretty good about life with Machete hanging by a noose in his station. That all changes, however, when he gets a call from the President instructing him to release Machete. 2.
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Machete Kills: Directed by Robert Rodriguez. With Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Demián Bichir, Amber Heard. The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.
Things got complicated. Mr. President: No sh*t! You were supposed to take him out, not give him a joyride on the Good Ship Lollypop! Damn it, I didn't recruit you for your sense of compassion. Machete kills. That's what he does! He doesn't save the bad guys! Now shoot that motherf***er!
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Machete Kills is a 2013 exploitation action film directed by Robert Rodriguez. It is the sequel to Machete. In exchange for a full pardon and US citizenship, the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) tasks Machete (Danny Trejo) with stopping insane Mexican revolutionary Marcos Mendez (Demián Bichir) from launching a missile at ...
Funny. One of Booth's security guards, confronted for the second time by Machete wielding a weaponized weedwhacker, immediately says "I quit," hands his gun to Machete, and walks away. He is, quite possibly, the smartest Mook in the history of fiction. This is after that Mook, alongside a more clueless one, allowed Machete to visit Booth's ...
The scene where Luz reveals that day-laborers are being kidnapped by being beamed to VozTech HQ has Unfortunate Implications and yet still turned out to be funny. How Machete defeats Desdemona and her henchwomen in the makeshift hospital is hilarious. The President of the United States is shown in bed with three beautiful White House interns.
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Lindsay Lohan - April. Jeff Fahey - Booth. [Tag: internet] more on this quote ››. - Padre: It's not safe for you to be here. - Machete: I'm not looking for "safe". - Padre: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here! [he quickly blesses Machete] I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the fuck out!
