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- “ I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo.” — Larry the Cable Guy.
- “ He who laughs last, thinks slowest.” — Larry the Cable Guy.
- “ I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person.” — Larry the Cable Guy.
- “ I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park.” — Larry the Cable Guy.
Larry The Cable Guy's quote, "The only way to survive in this world is to have a sense of humor," encapsulates the immense power of laughter in navigating life's challenges. In a world filled with uncertainty and hardship, a sense of humor acts as a shield, allowing us to find joy amidst the chaos.
- “I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset ’cause he slept with his third cousin. And I’m like, Man, if it upsets you that much, quit countin’ them!” ~
- “I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo” ~ Larry the Cable Guy.
- “I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park.” ~ Larry the Cable Guy.
- “Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling” ~ Larry the Cable Guy.
- I'm so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain't affecting my life at all.
- I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then?
- I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware of it.
- I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami.
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