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Larry The Cable Guy's quote, "The only way to survive in this world is to have a sense of humor," encapsulates the immense power of laughter in navigating life's challenges. In a world filled with uncertainty and hardship, a sense of humor acts as a shield, allowing us to find joy amidst the chaos.
- “ I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo.” — Larry the Cable Guy.
- “ He who laughs last, thinks slowest.” — Larry the Cable Guy.
- “ I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person.” — Larry the Cable Guy.
- “ I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park.” — Larry the Cable Guy.
- I'm so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain't affecting my life at all.
- I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then?
- I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware of it.
- I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami.
- I ALWAYS HAVE DONE WELL HOWEVER IN BLUE STATES AND RED STATES. IVE NEVER REALLY ALIGNED MYSELF WITH ALL THAT RED STATE BLUE STATE DR. SUESS CRAP BECAUSE WERE ALL AMERICANS AND WE ALL LIKE TO LAUGH.
- I follow the baseball team on the Internet more than I do the football team. Generally you can get a Nebraska game anywhere. Before I started doing big arenas and stuff and had a tour bus when I was just working comedy clubs way back when I would always listen to the games in my hotel room on the Internet.
- I don't hate anybody. My character is one thing, but me as an individual is completely different. Larry the Cable Guy. Hate, Character, Different.
- Sanford is a little redneck town north of Orlando. It's right off Lake Jessup.Lake Jessup is the most alligator infested lake in the United States and I live literally 5/10ths of a mile north of that lake right off the swamp down here.
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