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Larry The Cable Guy's quote serves as a reminder that one's country upbringing forms an unbreakable bond, reinforcing the unique and proud characteristics of people from rural backgrounds.
- I'm so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain't affecting my life at all.
- I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then?
- I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware of it.
- I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami.
- I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo. Larry the Cable Guy. Midget.
- I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park. Larry the Cable Guy. Parks, Tornadoes, Funny Redneck.
- Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying, with bad jokes, that Cajuns aren't smart.
- Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling. Larry the Cable Guy. Gun, People, Blame.
- I'm so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain't affecting my life at all.
- I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then?
- I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware of it.
- I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami.
- What I do onstage, there’s maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh, and because I know a couple of people that talk like that.
- It’s nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes.
- I saw a sign one time that said ‘hemorrhoids awareness week’ at the doctor’s office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I’m sure you are aware of it.
- I was always a fan of the old-style comics. I loved vaudeville. I loved Milton Berle, Dick Shawn, Phyllis Diller, Don Rickles, Charlie Callas, all those guys.
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