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- “Lisa, if I’ve learned anything, it’s that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”*
- “Sorry mom, the mob has spoken.”
- “…A little help?”
- “So I said to myself: what would God do in this situation?”
- 15 "Me Fail English? That's Unpossible."
- 14 "I’d Rather Let A Thousand Guilty Men Go Free Than Chase After them."
- 13 "Shoplifting Is A Victimless Crime. Like Punching Someone in The dark."
- 12 Skinner Said The Teachers Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher.
- 10 Everything’s Coming Up Milhouse!
- 9 "My Eyes! The Goggles Do Nothing!"
- 8 I Call The Big One "Bitey".
Ralph Wiggum - Season 6, Episode 8, "Lisa On Ice."
Ralph Wiggum isn't exactly the smartest character on The Simpsons and it's often easy to feel sorry for him. However, this quote from Season 6 of the show, also shows how hilarious it can be. He doesn't quite understand how he has failed English even though he can't make it through a full sentence without making several grammatical errors and even throwing in a word that doesn't exist. However, the cheerful way Ralph delivers these kinds of lines, with a smile and vacant eyes staring at nothi...
Chief Wiggum - Season 11, Episode 13, "Saddlesore Galactica"
The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree when it comes to Ralph's father, Chief Wiggum. Thehead of the Springfield police department is another character not used to using his brains, but he also doesn't take his own job too seriously. While he's the source of many memorable The Simpsons quotes, the best are the moments Wiggum showed the dedication he would go to in order to not strain himself on the job. A highlight of these came in season 11 when Chief Wiggum demonstrated both his lazin...
Nelson Muntz - Season 7, Episode 11, "Marge Be Not Proud"
In one of the best Christmas episodes of The Simpsons, Bart crosses over from troublemaker to criminal when he decides to shoplift a video game. Not surprisingly, it isthe school bully Nelson who convinces Bart to do such a terrible thing. Nelson doesn't think twice about breaking the law, seeing shoplifting as a "victimless crime." However, it becomes very evident that Nelson's definition of a victimless crime is simply a crime that he can get away with. It is a hilarious example of how litt...
Teacher - Season 6, Episode 21, "The PTA Disbands"
Principal Skinner has never been a great leader,but when the teachers decided to strike in season 6, things went from bad to worse. Very quickly the structure of the school started to crumble. Of course, a strike from the PTA means no school, so Bart does his best to ensure the tempers remain high. While at a rally for the teachers, Bart starts a rumor about Skinner badmouthing the teachers, which makes its way through the crowd until it reaches Mr. Krabappel, albeit with a little added flavo...
Millhouse Van Houten - Season 10, Episode 19, "Mom and Pop Art"
Milhouse is a character that could use every small victory he gets. He's the source of many quotes that are among the most memed moments in The Simpsons too, with "Everything's coming up Milhouse" being a prime example. From the tenth season episode “Mom and Pop Art”, the Van Houten household becomes a target of flooding. Milhouse laments having to wear capri pants, but when the floodwaters reach his room, he is elated to discover that while his feet are soaking wet, the cuffs of his pants “a...
Rainer Wolfcastle - Season 7, Episode 2
Another episode that involves hard-luck Milhouse; in the season seven episode “Radioactive Man”, he is chosen to be thesidekick to Ranier Wolfcastlein the next hit superhero action flick. There is an expensive million-dollar scene that the studio only has one shot to pull off, where Milhouse is meant to save Wolfcastle from a wave of real acid. However, Millhouse flees the set, leaving Wolfcastle to face the acid with only a pair of safety goggles. With the heavy Austrian accent, it is a laug...
Homer Simpsons - Season 4, Episode 12, "Marge vs. the Monorail"
Homer is a treasure a trove of many memorable Simpsonsquotes. One of his best lines comes from the season four episode, &qu
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Kyffin Simpson (/ ˈ k ɪ. f ə n / KIH-fən; born 9 October 2004) is a Caymanian racing driver competing in the IndyCar Series with Chip Ganassi Racing. He won the 2023 European Le Mans Series championship with Algarve Pro Racing.
The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The show is set in the fictional town of Springfield and parodies American culture, society and television.
Jul 26, 2023 · The Simpsons. Fox. 6. Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.
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