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Sep 14, 2012 · Jimmy Carr's 40 most memorable jokes: One-liners and videos galore to mark comic's 40th birthday To some he's hilarious. To some, he's an irritant on a par with bleach.
- Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes. Jimmy Carr. Funny, Humor, Eye.
- My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian.
- British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray! Jimmy Carr. Funny, Children, Humor.
- Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?" Jimmy Carr. Funny, Girlfriend, Sex.
Jul 3, 2020 · Riskiest Jokes - VOL. 2 | Jimmy Carr. As the biggest face in British Comedy I've been known for telling a risky joke or two. Here's the second of three parts in a collection of the riskiest...
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- Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr: Funny Business: Directed by Sam Wrench. With Jimmy Carr. A man, with an incredibly stupid laugh, tells jokes to an audience.
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- Comedy
- Sam Wrench
- 2016-03-18
We've put together 20 minutes of classic Jimmy Carr jokes. Featuring roasts, heckles, one-liners, put-downs and more!
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- Jimmy Carr
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British comedian Jimmy Carr unleashes his deadpan delivery and wickedly funny one-liners to a sold-out audience at the UK's Hammersmith Apollo. Watch trailers & learn more.
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