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- "How can I be a fascist? I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce!" — Margot Robbie as Barbie in Barbie (2023)
- "Is that your gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" — Mae West as Marlo Manners in Sextette (1977)
- "That still only counts as one!" — John Rhys-Davies as Gimli in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
- "When life gives you lemons, just say ‘fuck the lemons’, and bail." — Paul Rudd as Chuch in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
- "You sit on a throne of lies." Elf, 2003.
- "It's just a flesh wound." Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975.
- "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." The Princess Bride, 1983.
- "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." Airplane, 1980.
- “Donkey, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.” – Shrek 2, 2004.
- “Earth is amazing! There are these things called farms. They put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow into food, like pizzas!” – WALL-E, 2008.
- “Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.” – Duck Soup, 1933.
- “If you are going to come along with us, please refrain from saying things like ‘preach’ or ‘go girl’ or any other colloquialism that you may have looked up in an urban dictionary.”
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- 'I'm gonna r-u-n-n-o-f-t' from O Brother, Where Art Thou. It's an inside joke whenever we want to leave something boring. My spouse and I use it as kind of a code at parties or events to tell the other it's time to go."
- "My brother and I are constantly using 'I weep for the future' (from the snooty waiter in Ferris Bueller's Day Off) anytime we see a younger person doing or saying something stupid."
- "I say 'Clever girl, Clover' when someone does something cool around me. No one but my brother knows its a quote Mr. Freeze says to Poison Ivy in Batman and Robin."
- "Billy Madison is probably the most quoted movie in our house. 'Lady, you're scaring us' is used a lot. Also just 'ERIC' when someone gets something we want."
- “Give me some of your tots!” – Napoleon Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite(2004) Watch this video on YouTube. “Give me some of your tots!” from “Napoleon Dynamite” (2004) is often regarded as one of the funniest movie quotes due to its absurdity and the peculiar nature of the film’s humor.
- “May the Force be with you.” – Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, (1977) Imagine dodging lasers in a beat-up ship, fate of the galaxy on your shoulders.
- “Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs.” — A Fish Called Wanda(1988) Watch this video on YouTube.
- “I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.” – The Godfather, (1972) Watch this video on YouTube. The chilling charm of “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” from The Godfather(1972) lies in its masterful dance between politeness and menace.
Jan 13, 2022 · From very old movies to the newest, from comedies to thrillers, there’s always a witty quote that you just might use at one point or another. So, dust off your brain compartment labeled ‘funny movie quotes,’ make some space for new material, and delve into our Compendium of Hilarity.
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Feb 26, 2018 · We've collected the most uproarious, sidesplittingly funny movie quotes (from Derek Zoolander to Deadpool) to grace the silver screen.