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  1. Jul 26, 2023 · These funny wedding movie quotes are handpicked from our favorite laugh-out-loud scenes that are all too relatable, whether you're dealing with a very opinionated bunch of relatives or bucking tradition to plan things in your own way.

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    • "Husbands are like wine, they take a long time to mature." — Letters to Juliet.
    • "If you are ever with a girl that is too good for you – marry her." — Valentine's Day.
    • "We were perfectly happy until we decided to live happily ever after." — Sex and the City.
    • "Marriage is the Jack Kevorkian of romance." — The Story of Us.
  2. Apr 15, 2019 · Out of Innocence is based on the Kerry Babies case of 1984, and makes sure to say at the opening that it is not a documentary, but the film does serve to unpack that tragic story and show...

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  3. Apr 14, 2024 · Marriage is a journey filled with joy, challenges, and, of course, plenty of humor. Whether you’re a newlywed, a seasoned spouse, or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, this collection of witty marriage quotes from movies, TV shows, books, and authors will put a smile on your face.

    • Funny Marriage Quotes from Public Figures
    • Funny Marriage Quotes from Actors and Actresses
    • Funny Marriage Quotes from Comedians
    • Funny Marriage Quotes from Television and Movies
    “One of the keys to a successful marriageis separate bathrooms. When he enters my bathroom sometimes I’m like, ‘Why are you in here?’ And he’s like, ‘I live here. Can I enjoy my bathroom too?’” —Mi...
    “Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.” —H. Jackson Brown, Jr
    “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.” —Benjamin Franklin
    "Who won in life? Me. Because I got to marry you." —Chip Gaines
    "Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are." —Will Ferrell
    “A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to ‘get bangs’ every other month." —Dax Shepard
    “I don't want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting or the work it takes to plan a date night. I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in se...
    “I'm just a diaper-changing facility hooked up to a life-support system, but my wife, she's breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She's a human Denny's all day long ... and it never ends for her. She's the...
    “Just found out the wife is writing a book about our honeymoon, called 50 Shades of Just O.K.” —Conan O'Brien
    "F*ck it...that's really the attitude that keeps a family together. It's not 'We love each other.' It's just 'f*ck it, man.'" —Louis C.K.
    “Only married people can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time." —Chris Rock
    “I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner
    "Husbands are like wine, they take a long time to mature." —Donatella in Letters to Juliet
    “Marriage is like a tense, unfunny, version of ‘Everybody Loves Raymond.’ Only it doesn't last 22. It lasts forever." —Pete in Knocked Up
    "Did you know that the institution of marriage was created when the average person lived to the age of 30?" — Kim in The Last Kiss
    "Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. The right person is still going...
  4. May 14, 2024 · From relatable jokes from famous folks to marriage comedy dialogue from your favorite rom-coms, these funny wedding and marriage quotes are ideal for an anniversary card, wedding toasts (think: cheeky best man and bridesmaid toasts), party decor or simply texting your partner after a long day.

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  6. Apr 12, 2019 · Meanwhile, 80 kilometers away, Sarah, our protagonist, is having an affair with a married man, Paudi, a vacillating excuse for a boyfriend or husband. They already have one child as a result of their affair, and unknown to anyone but him, another is on the way.