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- "How can I be a fascist? I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce!" — Margot Robbie as Barbie in Barbie (2023)
- "Is that your gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" — Mae West as Marlo Manners in Sextette (1977)
- "That still only counts as one!" — John Rhys-Davies as Gimli in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
- "When life gives you lemons, just say ‘fuck the lemons’, and bail." — Paul Rudd as Chuch in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
- "You sit on a throne of lies." Elf, 2003.
- "It's just a flesh wound." Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975.
- "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." The Princess Bride, 1983.
- "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." Airplane, 1980.
- “Donkey, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.” – Shrek 2, 2004.
- “Earth is amazing! There are these things called farms. They put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow into food, like pizzas!” – WALL-E, 2008.
- “Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.” – Duck Soup, 1933.
- “If you are going to come along with us, please refrain from saying things like ‘preach’ or ‘go girl’ or any other colloquialism that you may have looked up in an urban dictionary.”
- “Give me some of your tots!” – Napoleon Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite(2004) Watch this video on YouTube. “Give me some of your tots!” from “Napoleon Dynamite” (2004) is often regarded as one of the funniest movie quotes due to its absurdity and the peculiar nature of the film’s humor.
- “May the Force be with you.” – Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, (1977) Imagine dodging lasers in a beat-up ship, fate of the galaxy on your shoulders.
- “Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs.” — A Fish Called Wanda(1988) Watch this video on YouTube.
- “I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.” – The Godfather, (1972) Watch this video on YouTube. The chilling charm of “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” from The Godfather(1972) lies in its masterful dance between politeness and menace.
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- "It's just a flesh wound." Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) — The Black Knight (John Cleese) to King Arthur (Graham Chapman), after losing both arms in the heat of combat.
- "That is my least vulnerable spot." Casablanca (1942) — Captain Renault (Claude Rains) to Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) when Rick points a gun at the captain's heart.
- "This building has to be at least…. three times bigger than this! " Zoolander (2001) — Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller), offering criticism to a miniature model of the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Do Other Stuff Good Too.
- "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. " Airplane (1980) — Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen) responding to "Surely, you can't be serious." And for more fun with language, check out the 50 Puns So Bad They're Actually Funny.
Jun 1, 2018 · From westerns to period dramas, our favorite films offer us a never-ending supply of famous movie quotes we're all too eager to repeat. However, when it comes to funny movie quotes, nothing beats these hilarious one-liners.
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