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- Do you know the soul singer Marvin Gaye used to keep a sheep in a vineyard? He'd herd it through the grapevine! For more kid-approved jokes, check out these 50 Jokes From Children That Are Crazy Funny.
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- What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause!
- Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field! And for more sidesplitting humor, read up the 40 Best Jokes About Turning 40.
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the ...
There's plenty of puns possible, since "a duck" is a water bird but "to duck" means to lower your head suddenly or to move to get out of the way of something and mixing up the two can be funny, but not really dirty puns. This joke refers to the bird, with soft feathers also being called "down"
Sep 16, 2022 · A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally. 6 I was walking past a farm, and a sign read: “Duck, eggs!” I thought, “That’s an unnecessary comma.” Then it hit me. Fun with puns. 7 I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I’m outstanding. 8 What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A ...
Nov 5, 2014 · Wikipedia's practical joke article says the following: A practical joke (also known as a prank, gag, jape or shenanigan) is a mischievous trick or joke played on someone, generally causing the victim to experience embarrassment, perplexity, confusion, or discomfort. Practical jokes range from confidence tricks [to] hoaxes ...
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Apr 23, 2019 · 17 Puns About Puns That Are Pun-Believably Hilarious. These jokes have definitely groan on us! Puns are some of the best—and also worst— jokes on the planet. You can make a pun about anything: There are cat puns, egg puns, cheese puns, coffee puns, and many, many other types of puns. But while all puns are an achievement in word-smithery to ...
