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- “There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?” – Conan O’Brien. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
- “At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” – Robert Godden. This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
- “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, ‘toys not included.'” – Bernard Manning. What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.
- “The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” – Johnny Carson. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
Funny Christmas sayings. Dec 26, 2023 - Explore Mary Miller's board "Funny Christmas sayings" on Pinterest. See more ideas about christmas humor, christmas quotes funny, christmas quotes.
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- “Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.” ― Peg Bracken.
- “We are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmastime.” ― Laura Ingalls Wilder.
- “Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.” ― Norman Vincent Peale.
- “My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.” ― Bob Hope.
Dec 25, 2022 · 100 Funny Christmas Quotes and Sayings To Inspire Santa-Worthy Laughs. Get into the holiday spirit with these 100 funny Christmas quotes and sayings that will make you—and anyone...
- Naughty and Nice Quotes. "It's all fun and games 'til Santa checks the naughty list." – Unknown. “Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit people only once a year."
- Christmas Tree Quotes. "Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall." – Larry Wilde. “There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.”
- Christmas Gift Quotes. "Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. You mixed those two up last year." – Unknown. "Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas."
- 'Tis the Season. "Don't blame the holidays. You were fat in August." – Unknown. "Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." – Andy Borowitz. “That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.”
Jul 22, 2021 · Sprinkle some festive fun into the holiday season with giggle-worthy sayings. Work funny Christmas sayings into your Christmas cards and your holiday gatherings to increase everyone's joyfulness.
Dec 7, 2021 · Let's celebrate Christmas with 101 Christmas quotes! They are inspirational, funny, and cute Christmas messages and images to read and share.
