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1. www.azquotes.com › author › 9562-Groucho_MarxTOP 25 QUOTES BY GROUCHO MARX (of 319) | A-Z Quotes

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   Discover Groucho Marx famous and rare quotes. Share funny quotes by Groucho Marx and quotations about books and wife. "Politics is the art of looking for trouble..."

   • Politics is The Art of Looking for Trouble, Finding It

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   • Age

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   • Animals

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3. www.goodreads.com › work › quotesThe Essential Groucho Quotes by Groucho Marx - Goodreads

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   • Author: Groucho Marx, Stefan Kanfer

   • Publish Year: 2000

   • “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
   • “I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
   • “Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx.
   • “Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening.

4. www.goodreads.com › author › quotesGroucho Marx Quotes (Author of Groucho and Me) - Goodreads

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   • “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
   • “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx.
   • “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx.
   • “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx.

5. quoteinvestigator.com › 2010/05/09 › groucho-principlesQuote Origin: These Are My Principles. If You Don’t Like Them ...

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   May 9, 2010 · It was the old story of the American representative, who said, “These are my principles, but if you do not like them I can change them.” (laughter). In 1910 an instance appeared in “The Birkenhead News” in England: 5.

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   Famous Groucho Marx Quotes Lyrics. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in...

7. quoteinvestigator.com › 2010/09/08 › dogOutside of a Dog, a Book is Man’s Best Friend. Inside of a ...

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   Sep 8, 2010 · For example, from Groucho Marx, Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend because inside of a dog is too dark to read. In conclusion, a version of this quip credited to jockey Ted Atkinson appeared in May 1947; however, the animal friend was a horse instead of a dog.

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   What are 206 quotes from Groucho Marx?

   • “Whatever it is, I'm against it.” 206 quotes from Groucho Marx: 'Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.', 'I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.', and 'When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.

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   How do you start a book based on Groucho Marx?

   • Start by following Groucho Marx. (?) “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.

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   Did Groucho Marx make the world laugh?

   • Groucho Marx had plenty of opportunities to make the world laugh – and think – about his words, in his films, books, and famous TV shows. He inspired many comedians, social activists, and aspiring comedy writers; his quips in many cases have become part of American and worldwide slang.

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   What did Groucho say in his speech?

   • The wording used was similar to that in the version attributed to Groucho: “You’ve all heard,” he (Darcy McKeough) told the locked-up press, “of the politician who wound up his speech saying: ‘ladies and gentlemen, those are my principles, and if you don’t like them I have some others.’

   These Are My Principles. If You Don’t Like Them I Have Others

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   Did Groucho Marx ever forget a face?

   • ''I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception". Groucho Marx had plenty of opportunities to make the world laugh – and think – about his words, in his films, books, and famous TV shows.

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   Did Groucho make a joke about politicians?

   • Quote Investigator: It is not clear whether Groucho did employ this joke. But your belief that it is associated with politicians does have strong evidentiary support. In fact, the joke has a long history, and a version was being told before Groucho was born. The connection with politicians goes back more then one hundred years.

   These Are My Principles. If You Don’t Like Them I Have Others

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9. www.goodreads.com › book › showThe Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx

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   Jan 1, 2001 · Very entertaining collection of scripts, letters, stories, quotes and anecdotes by, for and about Groucho Marx. There's a little biographical information sprinkled in among the gags and witticisms, but this is largely letting Groucho speak for himself.