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- Groucho Marx, Stefan Kanfer
- 2000
- “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
- “I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
- “Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx.
- “Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening.
- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx. Art, Freedom, Political Will.
- I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx. Funny, Life, Witty.
- Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out. Groucho Marx. Fall, Brain, Open Minded.
- If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. Groucho Marx. Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm.
The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Here, the authors continue to encourage the proletariat to cease power and throw off its oppressors. The Communist Manifesto has already outlined how the proletariat actually holds power in numbers and shared goals.
May 9, 2010 · He brought in the Provincial Loan Bill, declaring that, if the House did not accept it, he was prepared to adhere to his original proposal. It was something like the American legislator — “Them’s my principles; but if you don’t like them — I kin change them!”.
Oct 2, 2019 · Groucho Marx's Duck Soup soliloquy makes a sap out of Hamlet. When I was a teenager, I had to learn the “to be or not to be” speech for honors English. I had two weeks to commit Willie “The...
Famous Groucho Marx Quotes Lyrics. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an...
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Jan 29, 2016 · 1. “Between my horrible poker play and the ’29 stock market crash, it took many years to gain the smarts to keep my investing simple.” Groucho learned some hard lessons in 1929. The author of the book New World Coming: The 1920s and the Making of Modern America points out that prior to the crash, the investing world seemed quite easy to Groucho.
