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  1. www.azquotes.com › author › 9562-Groucho_MarxTOP 25 QUOTES BY GROUCHO MARX (of 319) | A-Z Quotes

    I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

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  2. www.azquotes.com › author › 9562-Groucho_MarxGroucho Marx Quotes About Politics | A-Z Quotes

    Discover Groucho Marx quotes about politics. Share with friends. Create amazing picture quotes from Groucho Marx quotations.

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  4. www.goodreads.com › author › quotesGroucho Marx Quotes (Author of Groucho and Me) - Goodreads

    • “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
    • “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx.

  5. www.goodreads.com › work › quotesThe Essential Groucho Quotes by Groucho Marx - Goodreads

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    • “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
    • “I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
    • “Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx.
    • “Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening.

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  7. www.sparknotes.com › communist › quotesThe Communist Manifesto Quotes: Power - SparkNotes

    Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Here, the authors continue to encourage the proletariat to cease power and throw off its oppressors.

  8. quoteinvestigator.com › 2010/05/09 › groucho-principlesQuote Origin: These Are My Principles. If You Don’t Like Them ...

    May 9, 2010 · He brought in the Provincial Loan Bill, declaring that, if the House did not accept it, he was prepared to adhere to his original proposal. It was something like the American legislator — “Them’s my principles; but if you don’t like them — I kin change them!”.

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    “I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

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