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  1. Discover Groucho Marx famous and rare quotes. Share funny quotes by Groucho Marx and quotations about books and wife. "Politics is the art of looking for trouble..."

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  3. Instead of being exploited and subjugated, the proletariat will share in the collective wealth and power equally. In such an egalitarian society, class conflict will cease to exist, rendering the governmental power structure—which they call “the public power”—moot. The government, no longer necessary, will then dissolve on its own.

    • “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
    • “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx.
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    • “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
    • “I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
    • “Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx.
    • “Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening.
  4. May 9, 2010 · He brought in the Provincial Loan Bill, declaring that, if the House did not accept it, he was prepared to adhere to his original proposal. It was something like the American legislator — “Thems my principles; but if you don’t like themI kin change them!”.

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  6. Jul 14, 2023 · Good thought-provoking quotes are usually found in the funniest jokes in the world. And the master of many of them is the man himself. Call them jokes or thought-provoking sayings, but we have compiled the best quotes from Groucho Marx. If there is a quote from him that you liked, upvote it.

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