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  1. www.azquotes.com › author › 9562-Groucho_MarxTOP 25 QUOTES BY GROUCHO MARX (of 319) | A-Z Quotes

    Discover Groucho Marx famous and rare quotes. Share funny quotes by Groucho Marx and quotations about books and wife. "Politics is the art of looking for trouble..."

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  2. www.goodreads.com › author › quotesGroucho Marx Quotes (Author of Groucho and Me) - Goodreads

    • “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
    • “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx.

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  4. www.azquotes.com › author › 9562-Groucho_MarxGroucho Marx Quotes About Politics | A-Z Quotes

    Discover Groucho Marx quotes about politics. Share with friends. Create amazing picture quotes from Groucho Marx quotations.

  5. www.socratic-method.com › quote-meaningsGroucho Marx: 'I must say I find television very educational ...

    Jan 23, 2024 · Groucho Marx once famously quipped, "I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book." At first glance, this humorous statement may appear as a mere comment on the stagnant nature of television programming.

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  7. www.goodreads.com › work › quotesThe Essential Groucho Quotes by Groucho Marx - Goodreads

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    • “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
    • “I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
    • “Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx.
    • “Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening.

  8. www.boredpanda.com › groucho-marx-quotes60 Groucho Marx Quotes That Will Crack You Up | Bored Panda

    Jul 14, 2023 · Call them jokes or thought-provoking sayings, but we have compiled the best quotes from Groucho Marx. If there is a quote from him that you liked, upvote it. On the other hand, if you have something to share about this brilliant comedian, do so in the comments below.

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    Famous Groucho Marx Quotes Lyrics. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an...

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