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1. www.azquotes.com › author › 9562-Groucho_MarxTOP 25 QUOTES BY GROUCHO MARX (of 319) | A-Z Quotes

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   I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

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   • Age

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3. www.azquotes.com › author › 9562-Groucho_MarxGroucho Marx Quotes About Politics | A-Z Quotes

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   Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it. — Groucho Marx.

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6. intellectualtakeout.org › 2019 › 11Groucho Marx Explains American Politics - Intellectual Takeout

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   Nov 27, 2019 · 60 percent of Republicans trust government officials appointed by the president, compared to just 28 percent of Democrats. 73 percent of Democrats say “ scientists should take an active role in policy debates,” compared to 43 percent of Republicans.

7. www.goodreads.com › author › quotesGroucho Marx Quotes (Author of Groucho and Me) - Goodreads

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   • “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
   • “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx.
   • “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx.
   • “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx.

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   “I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

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   What are some quotes by Groucho Marx?

   • Here are some quotes by Groucho Marx on club, politics, and happiness that will motivate you in life: "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." ~ Groucho Marx, Groucho Marx Quotes on politics; "Be open-minded, but not so open-minded that your brains fall out." ~ Groucho Marx

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   What does Groucho Marx say about principles?

   • Quote Details: Groucho Marx: Those are my principles,... - The Quotations Page Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. Notice an error or discrepancy? Send us a comment about this quotation. You must be a registered user to use this feature. Log in using the form to the left, or register as a new user.

   Quote Details: Groucho Marx: Those are my principles

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   What does Groucho Marx say about communication?

   • Groucho Marx is quoted as saying: 'One aspect of communication is listening. Having good listening skills is just as important as having excellent verbal skills. If you do not listen, then you will not have all the relevant information you need.' (Source: Money Inc)

   The 20 Best Groucho Marx Quotes That Apply to Business - Money Inc

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   How do you start a book based on Groucho Marx?

   • Start by following Groucho Marx. (?) “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.

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   What does Groucho say to his wife?

   • Man: "I would like to say goodby to your wife". Groucho: "Me too" "Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough" "A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five" Marilyn Monroe: "What can I do for you?". Groucho: "What a silly question!!!"

   Xavier Sala-i-Martin's collection of Groucho Marx Quotes

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   What did Marilyn Monroe say to Groucho?

   • Send someone to fetch a child of five" Marilyn Monroe: "What can I do for you?". Groucho: "What a silly question!!!" "Good sex is like good Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

   Xavier Sala-i-Martin's collection of Groucho Marx Quotes

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10. www.columbia.edu › ~xs23 › quotesXavier Sala-i-Martin's collection of Groucho Marx Quotes

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    Xavier Sala-i-Martin's collection of Groucho Marx Quotes. "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." "Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot." "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." "We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman.