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1. • • “I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
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   What are 206 quotes from Groucho Marx?

   • “Whatever it is, I'm against it.” 206 quotes from Groucho Marx: 'Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.', 'I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.', and 'When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.

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   What does Groucho Marx say about life?

   • Groucho Marx (2007). “The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx”, p.62, Simon and Schuster A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. Discover Groucho Marx quotes about life. Share with friends. Create amazing picture quotes from Groucho Marx quotations.

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   How do you start a book based on Groucho Marx?

   • Start by following Groucho Marx. (?) “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.

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   Are Groucho Marx wittiest one-liners?

   • Groucho Marx and his brothers are the masters of classic jokes that made people laugh in the 20th century. Groucho himself might be the master of the wittiest one-liners to have ever graced the screens. Of course, once famous Groucho Marx one-liners and quotes have somewhat deteriorated over the years.

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   What does Groucho Marx say about women?

   • “Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.” - Groucho Marx “I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.” - Groucho Marx “Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.” - Groucho Marx "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." - Groucho Marx

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   What does Groucho Marx say if he is a crook?

   • If he says "yes" you know he is a crook.” - Groucho Marx “Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.” - Groucho Marx “I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.” - Groucho Marx “Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.” - Groucho Marx

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   Groucho Marx Quotes. All quotes Books Funny Inspiration Inspirational Life Wife Writing more... Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx. Art, Freedom, Political Will. 228 Copy quote.

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   Groucho Marx. Life, Party, Inspiration. The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

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   • “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
   • “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx.
   • “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx.
   • “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx.

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   Jul 14, 2023 · Some of these quotes by Groucho Marx can also act as life lessons. After all, comedy and life have much more in common than it seems. Groucho Marx and his brothers are the masters of classic jokes that made people laugh in the 20th century.

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