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- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx. Art, Freedom, Political Will.
- I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx. Funny, Life, Witty.
- Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out. Groucho Marx. Fall, Brain, Open Minded.
- If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. Groucho Marx. Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm.
Dec 13, 2019 · Groucho Marx was just as much a troublemaker in his off-screen relationships as he was on screen. Here's his take on life, love, and marriage.
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Groucho Marx. Life, Party, Inspiration. The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
- “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
- “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx.
- “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx.
- “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx.
Jul 14, 2023 · Living from 1890 till 1977, Groucho Marx came into this world, made us laugh, and left a legacy in the form of quotes and jokes. Some of these quotes by Groucho Marx can also act as life lessons. After all, comedy and life have much more in common than it seems.
Famous Groucho Marx Quotes Lyrics. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an...
