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   What are 206 quotes from Groucho Marx?

   • “Whatever it is, I'm against it.” 206 quotes from Groucho Marx: 'Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.', 'I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.', and 'When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.

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   What does Groucho Marx say about life?

   • Groucho Marx said, "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made." He also stated, "Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light." And, "Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read."

   Inspiring Groucho Marx Quotes On Club, Politics, Happiness

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   Why is Groucho Marx in love with Me?

   • Groucho Marx expressed his thoughts on love as follows: "She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.", "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.", and "The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open."

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   Is Groucho Marx a good comedian?

   • Groucho Marx is considered one of the greatest American comedians of all-time due to his quick wit, according to Wikipedia. Many people find him humorous. He also said many things that were motivational and inspirational. Here are the 20 best Groucho Marx quotes that apply to business. 20. On Not Letting Your Fears Hold You Back - 'Of course, I'm crazy. My real name is Theodore. But I change it every year.'

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   What does Groucho say about marriage?

   • Here’s the collected wisdom, but mostly wit, of Groucho: “Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?” “She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.” “Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.” “I was married by a judge.

   Groucho Marx Quotes About Marriage, Relationships, And Divorce

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   How do you start a book based on Groucho Marx?

   • Start by following Groucho Marx. (?) “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.

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   • Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx. Art, Freedom, Political Will.
   • I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx. Funny, Life, Witty.
   • Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out. Groucho Marx. Fall, Brain, Open Minded.
   • If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. Groucho Marx. Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm.

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   Dec 13, 2019 · “Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?” On Love Is Blind. “She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.” On the Illusion of Control. “Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.” On Legally Binding. “I was married by a judge.

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    If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up. It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

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    206 quotes from Groucho Marx: 'Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.', 'I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.', and 'When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.