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- “I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
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- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx. Art, Freedom, Political Will.
- I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx. Funny, Life, Witty.
- Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out. Groucho Marx. Fall, Brain, Open Minded.
- If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. Groucho Marx. Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm.
Groucho Marx. Life, Party, Inspiration. The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
- “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
- “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx.
- “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx.
- “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx.
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Mar 25, 2023 · Quotes by Groucho Marx (21-27): Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that you’ve got it made.
