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  2. Share funny quotes by Groucho Marx and quotations about books and wife. "Politics is the art of looking for trouble..."

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  3. Groucho Marx. Life, Party, Inspiration. The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

    • “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
    • “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx.
  4. Jul 14, 2023 · Living from 1890 till 1977, Groucho Marx came into this world, made us laugh, and left a legacy in the form of quotes and jokes. Some of these quotes by Groucho Marx can also act as life lessons. After all, comedy and life have much more in common than it seems.

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    I intend to live forever or die trying.
    Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped.
    A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.
    Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
    I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
    No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
    I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
    Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
    Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
    The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that you’ve got it made.
    A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
    There’s one way to find out if a man is honest, ask him. If he says, yes, you know he’s a crook.

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  5. In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

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