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  1. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning. Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.

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  2. Groucho Marx. Life, Party, Inspiration. The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

  3. Jul 14, 2023 · Living from 1890 till 1977, Groucho Marx came into this world, made us laugh, and left a legacy in the form of quotes and jokes. Some of these quotes by Groucho Marx can also act as life lessons. After all, comedy and life have much more in common than it seems.

  4. "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I don't know." "I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while." "Time flies like an arrow.

    • “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
    • “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx.
  5. Groucho Marx's famous quote, "I have nothing but confidence in you... and very little of that," captures a witty and humorous perspective on trust and doubt. With a touch of sarcasm, Marx acknowledges that while he may express his faith in someone, his conviction is notably lacking.

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  7. Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.

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